"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My penis sucks at life!!! Help!!!

iLoveCookies

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Here is the quick and dirty.

My penis which is a little above average length (nothing to brag about)

a) it leans to the left Its not a anything like a 90 degree bent but it does seem to be at about 45 to 60 degrees. Thats not really my main concerns

b) I am uncircumcised and when I am erect I can not pull my foreskin off the forehead so it is completely exposed. The forehead seems to have too small of an opening for me to manage this. I can however pull it back when I am flaccid and then become erect but I am afraid that if I am at 100% erection it will tear. Please help me
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Chillisauce

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a) it wont lean to the left when its doing its job, dont worry about it.

b) If it hasn't tore yet, i doubt it will.
 

MrS

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Doctor would be best bet.
Don't ask on internet forums about penises.
 
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Real men can take pain. Who needs a doctor?

Just let that thing fall off like a real man would!!!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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iLoveCookies said:
Here is the quick and dirty.

My penis which is a little above average length (nothing to brag about)

a) it leans to the left Its not a anything like a 90 degree bent but it does seem to be at about 45 to 60 degrees. Thats not really my main concerns

b) I am uncircumcised and when I am erect I can not pull my foreskin off the forehead so it is completely exposed. The forehead seems to have too small of an opening for me to manage this. I can however pull it back when I am flaccid and then become erect but I am afraid that if I am at 100% erection it will tear. Please help me
Uhhh are you 10? cuz when I was 9 I tried to do that and almost died but when I grew up everythin grew and it was fine... well I suggest going to the doctor first you wouldn't want to break anything... ouch.. ripping is bad.
 

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Hehe...

Sorry man, I'm really trying to share in your struggles, but, this is just too classic for me to hold in my laughter.

But... uh... good luck with your penis, dude.
 

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I dare u to go to the GAY doctor!! Couse u will never get out:D
 

Cesare Cardinali

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If you stick your penis on the computer screen we will be in a better position to diagnose and help you.
 

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My doctor did the best thing he could. He just pushed the foreskin down. There's so much smegma in there, and it will hurt you for a week, but now I can pull my foreskin all the way down!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Stretch it. You'll be suprised how elastic that shít is.

Mine was tight back in the day, i mean real tight, and real sensitive too. Slowly eased it back more n more over a period of time. A month or so later it was ready to go.

No way will i ever get my shít cut.
 

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pull the ****ing skin off and stop being a *****
 

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Dont think you need a doctor just yet all you gotta doi is force it. There will be some pain at the beginning, but you gotta force it slowly until it completely stretches. I've been having sex since I was 15 and mine still isn't cut. Force ir and just keep stretching, try to take the pain. Do it everyday until you can pull it off. Then exercise everyday by stretching it back and forth until it no longer bothers you.
 

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I lean to the right when erect. See a doctor about your foreskin issues and dont be shy about it: DOC I want to fk HO's without splitting my ****.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Cash

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Well If you were cut as a baby, then you will never know what you have missed and are content with having your shít cut up.

Those that arent cut but are looking get the snip, think twice man.
 
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