My penis sucks at life!!! Help!!!

[iLoveCookies]

Here is the quick and dirty.

My penis which is a little above average length (nothing to brag about)

a) it leans to the left Its not a anything like a 90 degree bent but it does seem to be at about 45 to 60 degrees. Thats not really my main concerns

b) I am uncircumcised and when I am erect I can not pull my foreskin off the forehead so it is completely exposed. The forehead seems to have too small of an opening for me to manage this. I can however pull it back when I am flaccid and then become erect but I am afraid that if I am at 100% erection it will tear. Please help me

 

[Chillisauce]

a) it wont lean to the left when its doing its job, dont worry about it.

b) If it hasn't tore yet, i doubt it will.

 

[theory of knowledge]

dude this you should go see a doctor, for your own good, if you think you need. it.

 

[MrS]

Doctor would be best bet.
Don't ask on internet forums about penises.

 

[brucevangeorge]

Real men can take pain. Who needs a doctor?

Just let that thing fall off like a real man would!!!

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Here is the quick and dirty.

My penis which is a little above average length (nothing to brag about)

a) it leans to the left Its not a anything like a 90 degree bent but it does seem to be at about 45 to 60 degrees. Thats not really my main concerns

b) I am uncircumcised and when I am erect I can not pull my foreskin off the forehead so it is completely exposed. The forehead seems to have too small of an opening for me to manage this. I can however pull it back when I am flaccid and then become erect but I am afraid that if I am at 100% erection it will tear. Please help me

Uhhh are you 10? cuz when I was 9 I tried to do that and almost died but when I grew up everythin grew and it was fine... well I suggest going to the doctor first you wouldn't want to break anything... ouch.. ripping is bad.

 

[Cruise]

Hehe...

Sorry man, I'm really trying to share in your struggles, but, this is just too classic for me to hold in my laughter.

But... uh... good luck with your penis, dude.

 

[shydude]

I dare u to go to the GAY doctor!! Couse u will never get out

 

[Cesare Cardinali]

If you stick your penis on the computer screen we will be in a better position to diagnose and help you.

 

[Bling]

My doctor did the best thing he could. He just pushed the foreskin down. There's so much smegma in there, and it will hurt you for a week, but now I can pull my foreskin all the way down!

 

[Cash]

Stretch it. You'll be suprised how elastic that shít is.

Mine was tight back in the day, i mean real tight, and real sensitive too. Slowly eased it back more n more over a period of time. A month or so later it was ready to go.

No way will i ever get my shít cut.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Funniest Title Evar!

 

[paraguayandj]

pull the ****ing skin off and stop being a *****

 

[snobby]

Dont think you need a doctor just yet all you gotta doi is force it. There will be some pain at the beginning, but you gotta force it slowly until it completely stretches. I've been having sex since I was 15 and mine still isn't cut. Force ir and just keep stretching, try to take the pain. Do it everyday until you can pull it off. Then exercise everyday by stretching it back and forth until it no longer bothers you.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

I lean to the right when erect. See a doctor about your foreskin issues and dont be shy about it: DOC I want to fk HO's without splitting my ****.

 

[Freewheelin Frank]

This is why I'm glad I'm circumsized

 

[Charppy]

Me too!!

 

[NthDegree]

r0fl me three!

 

[Cash]

Well If you were cut as a baby, then you will never know what you have missed and are content with having your shít cut up.

Those that arent cut but are looking get the snip, think twice man.