undesputable
Master Don Juan
maybe you accidentally ingested kryptonite
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
My pee is radioactive yellow when taking vitamins
- Thread starter sonick182
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
YES LISTEN TO THIS MAN
You guys... I'd hate to say it but.. You guys are a bunch of dummies. The reason why your pee is this way is because you have not been drinking lots of water. Drink less water, the darker and smellier your pee will be, drink lots more, and your pee should be almost a water clear kind and have no smell at all.
Thats it guys. Drink more water. Lots more if your pee is really dark.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
What-in-the-blue-hell? A green colour? I hope your just kidding. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE PEE A GREEN PEE BUDDY.
But if you are I suggest you go see good ol' Doc Bob. Or whoever your doctor is.
But if you are I suggest you go see good ol' Doc Bob. Or whoever your doctor is.
yeh i know, that's why i thought it was brilliant and very scary at the same time.
i did a search and it said it's caused by certain foods, eg asparagus. i think it was definitely the multivitamins i've been taking. i think i'm very healthy so these must have been excessive and came out in the form of a bright green piss.
the cool thing is that i took the multivit at about 1oclock. my piss stays clear or normal until about 4 or 5, then it goes insanely green, so it's pretty shocking
lol. i'm just reading the multivit bottle just now. "timed release" it says on it. damn straight
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Don Juan
gav, you might be Hulk but you don't know it yet
seriously you should consider going to a physician
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
gav, your straight dude. My piss is like a yellowish - green from the mega men vitamins.
chicksrock
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yes b complex vitamins give you yellow pee
i aggree with ppl that you should be havin these vitamin supplements every now and then only...
i do believe you are straining your kidneys when urine is very yellow...
for good health it is reccommended to drink enough water so that your urine is colourless..
despite knowing this fact.. i'm a lazy f**k and still don't drink enough water!
infact i'm giong to grab a glass now that you remind me
i aggree with ppl that you should be havin these vitamin supplements every now and then only...
i do believe you are straining your kidneys when urine is very yellow...
for good health it is reccommended to drink enough water so that your urine is colourless..
despite knowing this fact.. i'm a lazy f**k and still don't drink enough water!
infact i'm giong to grab a glass now that you remind me
Your urine is discolored because of dehydration. Though, your only dehydrated in the sense that your kidneys are needing more water to function properly. You should consume enough water until your urine is transparent, and then you'll be set.