undesputable
Master Don Juan
maybe you accidentally ingested kryptonite
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My pee is radioactive yellow when taking vitamins
- Thread starter sonick182
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
YES LISTEN TO THIS MAN
You guys... I'd hate to say it but.. You guys are a bunch of dummies. The reason why your pee is this way is because you have not been drinking lots of water. Drink less water, the darker and smellier your pee will be, drink lots more, and your pee should be almost a water clear kind and have no smell at all.
Thats it guys. Drink more water. Lots more if your pee is really dark.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
What-in-the-blue-hell? A green colour? I hope your just kidding. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE PEE A GREEN PEE BUDDY.
But if you are I suggest you go see good ol' Doc Bob. Or whoever your doctor is.
But if you are I suggest you go see good ol' Doc Bob. Or whoever your doctor is.
yeh i know, that's why i thought it was brilliant and very scary at the same time.
i did a search and it said it's caused by certain foods, eg asparagus. i think it was definitely the multivitamins i've been taking. i think i'm very healthy so these must have been excessive and came out in the form of a bright green piss.
the cool thing is that i took the multivit at about 1oclock. my piss stays clear or normal until about 4 or 5, then it goes insanely green, so it's pretty shocking
lol. i'm just reading the multivit bottle just now. "timed release" it says on it. damn straight
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
2xp
Don Juan
gav, you might be Hulk but you don't know it yet
seriously you should consider going to a physician
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
gav, your straight dude. My piss is like a yellowish - green from the mega men vitamins.
chicksrock
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 10, 2004
- Messages
- 523
- Reaction score
- 2
yes b complex vitamins give you yellow pee
i aggree with ppl that you should be havin these vitamin supplements every now and then only...
i do believe you are straining your kidneys when urine is very yellow...
for good health it is reccommended to drink enough water so that your urine is colourless..
despite knowing this fact.. i'm a lazy f**k and still don't drink enough water!
infact i'm giong to grab a glass now that you remind me
i aggree with ppl that you should be havin these vitamin supplements every now and then only...
i do believe you are straining your kidneys when urine is very yellow...
for good health it is reccommended to drink enough water so that your urine is colourless..
despite knowing this fact.. i'm a lazy f**k and still don't drink enough water!
infact i'm giong to grab a glass now that you remind me
Your urine is discolored because of dehydration. Though, your only dehydrated in the sense that your kidneys are needing more water to function properly. You should consume enough water until your urine is transparent, and then you'll be set.