Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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My Online Dating Account...

Thugo

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...has gotten so many emails now that I've added that I am an "international philanthropist looking for a woman to marry and grow old with" to my profile.

Of course I'm not though, but it's a great hook to reel in the golddiggers who are most likely to put out in order to aquire my vast (nonexistant) fortune.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Q-Pid

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I wish I could find someone to grow old with. :(
Stop being such a man-eater then! :p
 

bbestar

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I wish I could find someone to grow old with. :(
I could have been that guy a year and 3 months ago before I realized I was afc :p, I think im goin back to cebu for my wife ;)
 
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