"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Online Dating Account...

Thugo

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...has gotten so many emails now that I've added that I am an "international philanthropist looking for a woman to marry and grow old with" to my profile.

Of course I'm not though, but it's a great hook to reel in the golddiggers who are most likely to put out in order to aquire my vast (nonexistant) fortune.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Q-Pid

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I wish I could find someone to grow old with. :(
Stop being such a man-eater then! :p
 

bbestar

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I wish I could find someone to grow old with. :(
I could have been that guy a year and 3 months ago before I realized I was afc :p, I think im goin back to cebu for my wife ;)
 
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