"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My new favorite retail store opener

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Cute employee: Can I help you find/with anything?

Me: Psh I bet you say that to all the guys

Boom, usually opens them up for fun flirty banter and sets the frame that she's trying to get with you. Works quite well. Thought I'd share.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Around here that line would get you "uhhh, yeah that's my job @$$hole" and then she'd walk off.
 

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Robert28 said:
Around here that line would get you "uhhh, yeah that's my job @$$hole" and then she'd walk off.
I think it largely depends on whether she finds you attractive. Also, i doubt she'd call you an "@sshole". She'd get fired for that.
 

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Robert28 said:
Around here that line would get you "uhhh, yeah that's my job @$$hole" and then she'd walk off.
Tone and inflection is key. You want to say it in an obvious playful teasing way. And you can always follow it up with something else like:

Me: psh I bet you say that to all the guys, but I'm way cuter right?

Essentially purposely stealing what a girl would say to a guy during a flirty conversation.

And if she does respond with something negatively, either blow it off she just saved you a lot of time or keep playing with it for your amusement.

Her: it's part of my job @$$hole

Me: it's part of your job to hit on cute guys?! Interesting
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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