"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My muscles are paining ...Please help

dave007

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I have just begun a fitness programme at home since I don't have access to a gym at the moment. I do 3 sets of push ups, 3 sets of lunges, 3 sets of crunches, weight lifting using 5 gallon pails and cardios on separate days. Its been two days and it was going really well but this morning I discovered pain in my back muscles, lower abs.The pain is not severe but it discourages me from continuing my training.
Is this normal for the first time when you begin to train, or am I doing something terribly wrong..Please help, I am really worried..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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man up, you'll learn to love that pain
 

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dave007 said:
I have just begun a fitness programme at home since I don't have access to a gym at the moment. I do 3 sets of push ups, 3 sets of lunges, 3 sets of crunches, weight lifting using 5 gallon pails and cardios on separate days. Its been two days and it was going really well but this morning I discovered pain in my back muscles, lower abs.The pain is not severe but it discourages me from continuing my training.
Is this normal for the first time when you begin to train, or am I doing something terribly wrong..Please help, I am really worried..
If you've never worked out before or haven't in quite some time, typically 2 days after you worked out DOMS set in (delayed onset muscle soreness, feel free to look it up). It should go away after a few days hopefully. Word to the wise, if your muscles hurt you don't want to work them (they need to heal up first before you work them/break them down with more exercise).

I've found with myself when ever I've gone back into 'lifting' after not working out for some time its best to take it initially REAL light.. cause with me at least if I don't I usually then hurt for a week or two before they pain stops.
 

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dave007 said:
IThe pain is not severe but it discourages me from continuing my training.
This is where you'll generally be able to tell real injuries from just being sore after a hard workout. After a while, you'll start associating that "sore" feeling as actually feeling good, weird as it sounds. It makes you feel like you really got something out of your last workout... as opposed to a sharp pain that you will recognize as you having actually hurt yourself. If you do start feeling a sharp pain, take it easy on that area until it goes away - usually a few days. The only thing you'll do if you train an area that is actually injured is delay healing and potentially cause even more damaged.

That being said, it sounds like you're just sore - if you weren't, you'd know it.
 
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