My mom bought me a sudection book...

[Stackthestyles]

Haha check it, this guy was never a don juan, he is a "registered user"

I'm part of the PPA(Pvssy punchers anonymous) we live by the "use em, abuse em and bruise em" lifestyle.

bump, just the name of the thread was amazing. I wonder what it would be like if some girl you had oneitis bought a seduction book for you, or your grandma haha!!

 

[DasaniWater]

Heh. this reminds me the time i never kissed my mom on the cheek and it would make her very angry, and said "IF YOU CANT EVEN KISS ME ON THE CHEEK HOW DO YOU EVER PLAN TO EAT A WOMANS ***** AND MAKE HER HAPPY!"

well. seh was wrong. because i love eating *****. just not kissing her !!! all my friends think seh is a milf tho. maybe so. she is very good with advice btw, better than 95% of the people here, but i cant be ****ed to let her know whats going on in my life.

 

[Phat]

lol ur mom is cool

 

[adit]

Hey this is some funny stuff!You're lucky to get that book,look at my situation.

My mom goes crazy if she knows that i'm talking to some girl on the phone or i get a call from one!And once she even said.

"I really dont like this.You're supposed to be studying,right.Next time I'll tell them to call you later.And how come they're different girls most of the times?"

I replied,"You're raising a good son,I guess."

Seriously I'd like my mom to have a slight personality change and accept the fact that I'm a DJ (or atleast I think I am,I dont know haha).You guys are lucky,atleast your parents are a bit liberal.My parents are not,they're Indians,just like I am.Hahahahhaha.

 

[TheLazy]

your mum delivers.

 

[Alittude]

Man that's a classic story to tell at parties in a funny tone and the girls will probally bust out laughing thinking your joking and the funniest thing will be it's true and you will have a laught to yourself while you're making out with all the hot chicks.

Your mum is cool mine just asks stupid questions like "do the girls like you?" and always asks my friends about girls.

Use it as a story man and the advice if it's worth while.

 

[PRiSM92289]

my mom would beat me sorry ass with a stick if she found out im good at picking up girls

she wants me to get a freakin arranged marriage, err *dr dre style* get I get a HELL NO

 

[True Wolf]

Lucky bastard! haha i wish my mom would hook me up! haha

 

[True Wolf]

BTW, you spelled seduction wrong lol maybe she got you the book to learn how to spell ; )

 

[Dandrufman]

You're lucky... I'm still trying to figure out a way to order a book without my parents finding out (I figure mail order would be easy, but if they get to the door first, I'm dead)