"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My mom bought me a sudection book...

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Haha check it, this guy was never a don juan, he is a "registered user"

I'm part of the PPA(Pvssy punchers anonymous) we live by the "use em, abuse em and bruise em" lifestyle.

bump, just the name of the thread was amazing. I wonder what it would be like if some girl you had oneitis bought a seduction book for you, or your grandma haha!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heh. this reminds me the time i never kissed my mom on the cheek and it would make her very angry, and said "IF YOU CANT EVEN KISS ME ON THE CHEEK HOW DO YOU EVER PLAN TO EAT A WOMANS ***** AND MAKE HER HAPPY!"

well. seh was wrong. because i love eating *****. just not kissing her !!! all my friends think seh is a milf tho. maybe so. she is very good with advice btw, better than 95% of the people here, but i cant be ****ed to let her know whats going on in my life.
 

Phat

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lol ur mom is cool
 

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Hey this is some funny stuff!You're lucky to get that book,look at my situation.

My mom goes crazy if she knows that i'm talking to some girl on the phone or i get a call from one!And once she even said.

"I really dont like this.You're supposed to be studying,right.Next time I'll tell them to call you later.And how come they're different girls most of the times?"

I replied,"You're raising a good son,I guess."

Seriously I'd like my mom to have a slight personality change and accept the fact that I'm a DJ (or atleast I think I am,I dont know haha).You guys are lucky,atleast your parents are a bit liberal.My parents are not,they're Indians,just like I am.Hahahahhaha.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Man that's a classic story to tell at parties in a funny tone and the girls will probally bust out laughing thinking your joking and the funniest thing will be it's true and you will have a laught to yourself while you're making out with all the hot chicks.

Your mum is cool mine just asks stupid questions like "do the girls like you?" and always asks my friends about girls.

Use it as a story man and the advice if it's worth while.
 

PRiSM92289

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my mom would beat me sorry ass with a stick if she found out im good at picking up girls

she wants me to get a freakin arranged marriage, err *dr dre style* get I get a HELL NO
 

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Lucky bastard! haha i wish my mom would hook me up! haha
 

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BTW, you spelled seduction wrong lol maybe she got you the book to learn how to spell ; )
 

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You're lucky... I'm still trying to figure out a way to order a book without my parents finding out (I figure mail order would be easy, but if they get to the door first, I'm dead)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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