"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My m8s gf can't walk

LegendBoy

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My mate mat slammed his gf and now she can't walk properly. and that nyt the dad pickd her up from mats place. he realized she cudnt walk properly.. .. she wasnt a virging and mat slammed her really hardcore.. so they took her to doctors and they found out that she has a problem with her vagina now.. bcoz of too much rough sex.. and they dad rang mat and complained about the girls situation.. and they want me to go to doctors with her nex time and they want him to explain wat kind of sex we had to figure out wat hapend.. mat is veryy embarresed of these things and doesnt want to go.. so wen he goes there wat should he say..??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This doesn't sound like Legend! In olde English - "The Hor done herself in!!!"
 
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If you're friend banged her why do they want you to go to the doctors and explain what type of sex the two of ye had. At least make sure you're story makes sense when you're gonna make things up you loser.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LegendBoy

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Ye i wrote this based on what he told me.. I think he meant to check for diseases too.. Because maybe she has a disease from him what are the possibilties shes sore a disease???!
 
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