"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Last post for 3 weeks

DreamyChick

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Hey guys,

This will be my last posting until I get back from Europe. Friday I am flying to London, staying there a week and then heading to Germany for 2 weeks. I am so excited yet everyone keeps teasing me about the plane crashing, including the guy I like. Anyway, he called me tonight and we talked a bit and he asked me if I was working all week and I said I was up until I fly out. I asked why he wanted to know and he didn't respond, so I changed the subject.

Then I am telling him how I am excited about the trip, and how I bought a 1 gb memory card and he was all yeah you can take lots of pictures when the plane crashes. I wasn't amused and told him he was being mean. I can't believe you would say that and he responded with I am joking. I'll say a few prayers for you to have a safe flight over the Atlantic. So I forgave him.

So then toward the end of the convo. he asks me to call him after work tomorrow and I am thinking why but I let him finish. He wants me to call, so that if he is home he wants me to stop by his place. So now my mind is going crazy about why he wants me to come over. I just had a b-day the other week and he said something about me telling him what I want but like it was mentioned here I didn't take him seriously. See not too long ago, he told me he didn't want me to come over to his house anymore bc he's trying to maintain friendship boundaries, so I find the fact that he wants me to come over interesting.

Maybe it's the fact that I mentioned a couple times that he would be free of me for 3 weeks, and that I am eager to flirt with men with a british accent lol.

Sorry guys, I had to post, my gfs aren't available right now. Any thoughts? This guy drives me crazy.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Big Eee Zee

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i dont know what you expect from some guys...

he wants to bone you, do it. its a great idea i pomise
 

Centaurion

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This just came in :
1) We are not your gfs.
2) We don't give a fvck about your ongoing drama.
3) This site is about GUYS picking up CHICKS, not the other way around.
4) Get the fvck out of here.
 

chandidas

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dreamychick...you still here?:crazy:

you really crack me up...i don't think he is going to give you what you want.

you're making things difficult for yourself man:nono:
 

Trapper

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hey baby,

im gonna give you a company so that you could practise on me whatever you wanna do...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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