"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Kid's Becoming a Natural

Desdinova

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So today was Father's day. I'm going to skip over the attempt my ex made at ruining the day when I picked him up for this extra day. Things must always come at a price, and sometimes I wonder if it's worth the hassle. Today it was, but let's just say 5hit's gonna be flying tomorrow...

I took my kid to "family karaoke" night. It was pretty dead there which was fine. I played a bit of pool with him and signed us up for a couple of songs he knew. Since this was his first time, I went up to help carry him if he needed it. He didn't need me for very much :D

The kid's 7 years old. He can sing pretty good for his age. He can read all the words on the screen. He can keep a beat. He's easily better than many of the people I see get up and sing. But what got me the most was his confidence. Dude grabs the microphone, and he's a friggin' natural with it. "Hello Everybody! This is a song called "Here Comes The Sun" and he just goes to town singing The Beatles. After he's done, the crowd claps for him and he says "Thank you very much" and takes a bow.

This 5hit absolutely blew me away. The kid's confident and he's a natural leader. He's gonna need a pretty damn big stick to beat the women off him when he's older.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SgtSplacker

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I'm sure your attitude has molded him to a point, i'm glad he's not taking your ex wife too seriously. Gratz...
 

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That's great :) Puberty is going to be the real test though I guess.
 
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