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Matt England
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
word up n***a
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
My girlfriend
- Thread starter SmokeX
- Start date
word up n***a
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SmokeX
Don Juan
I have to find a full body shot, or I will take one tonight.
Plus she barely wears make-up.
Smoke
Plus she barely wears make-up.
Smoke
Sir, when you were half your age I was double your age. There is a nine year age gap between myself and your girlfriend, presuming she is the same age as you. Bearing that in mind, if I may speak on behalf of probably most 27-yr olds: your girlfriend is definitely tap-able (assuming she has a fine ass).SmokeX said:Anyways Let me know what you guys, and girl (I think we have one) Think. Shes 125 pounds, about 5'10" and yea.
Smoke
And no, while there are bisexual women, there are no (or very few) truly bisexual men and here is a scientific study which demonstrates it. (It's sexually politically incorrect and thus it's "incorrect"). Go ahead and consider yourself straight; I think picking that orientation is a lot more fun.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Marseille
Don Juan
Your girl is alright man. But i dont get it why your posting her pic on here. Kinda weird. I would cover the face, and **** the base with this one. Nice tits though. Good for tit wank. Aiiight.
I rate this girl a 6. She appears to have big tits, but her face and her body type just doesn't seem like she is 5"11 125 pounds. She looks like 5"11 155 to me. This is the type of girl I would bang but would not make my GF. A girl has to be at least a 7 to be my girl. This is not a girl I would show off.
SMOKE X- I can't believe your a homosexual. Your no bisexual your just gay and confused. I can't believe what sosuave has come too. We have a homo among us.
DOCS- Are u guys just friends or are u guys butt buddies? This is not a flame just asking.
I don't think homos should be allowed on this forum. I am sorry guys.
SMOKE X- I can't believe your a homosexual. Your no bisexual your just gay and confused. I can't believe what sosuave has come too. We have a homo among us.
DOCS- Are u guys just friends or are u guys butt buddies? This is not a flame just asking.
I don't think homos should be allowed on this forum. I am sorry guys.
Docs
Banned
Mates my man, mates. Butt parties are for the weak.
What kind of answer is that? Are you a homo or what? Answer the question?Docs said:
I thought you were alright docs. But I don't know about you. You guys post a pic of a girl who is a 6 and make like she is a 10. I think your just a KJ who is not experienced with woman.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Docs
Banned
It's a perfectly fine answer. Interpret it as you wish.
I didn't say she was a 10, who said she was a 10? He's nailed chicks hotter then that, trust me on that. What I don't understand lookyoung, is how come I never see any good threads from you. ON that very word, have you been looking at threads I've been chucking out the past two weeks. Apperently not.
Do your research if you want to attack me with something such as 'your just a KJ who is not experienced with women'. Weak arguments are simple to destory, all I need is some leverage...I got plenty of it, you just aren't looking before opening your oversized mouth piece.
I didn't say she was a 10, who said she was a 10? He's nailed chicks hotter then that, trust me on that. What I don't understand lookyoung, is how come I never see any good threads from you. ON that very word, have you been looking at threads I've been chucking out the past two weeks. Apperently not.
Do your research if you want to attack me with something such as 'your just a KJ who is not experienced with women'. Weak arguments are simple to destory, all I need is some leverage...I got plenty of it, you just aren't looking before opening your oversized mouth piece.
Docs said:
Your boy is gay and so are you. You guys are not Don juans. Smoke x probably did you. What kind of DJ are u guys. You guys are both hanging each others nuts.
Smoke says your the man on everyone of his posts:crackup:. You guys are homosexuals, and thats cool. I bet I have fvcked more girls than both of u guys will ever fvck.
I think u guys should be banned from sosuave. Listen man I have seen your threads and know what you look like so lets not take it any farther than that.
Trust me fruit cake I will trump you on the pvssy card. The way u look and act you just don't match up with me.
Your threads suck idiot. Giving us advice from a homosexuals perspective
Docs
Banned
Bahahaha, you think that looks, and how you disagree with me is enough to trump my so called pvssiness?lookyoung said:
But, you can keep thinking what you want *ignore*
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
It looks like he couldn't get a photo. What a pansy.
Brian McGee
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Yeah, I couldn't believe any guy would rate this chick a 9 like you did. It makes sense now though that you've came out of the closet. Stop making up crap and pretending you even know what an attractive female looks like to the males who are attracted to the female species, because it is obvious by this thread you have no idea and can't fake it anymore.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.