"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oh c'mon, dude. Gisele Bundchen (for example) is hotter than any Miss Universe I've seen.

word up n***a
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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john_1234

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if she has a tight tummy and a nice waist down, i'd rank her @ an 8
 

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I have to find a full body shot, or I will take one tonight.

Plus she barely wears make-up.

Smoke
 

ChrizZ

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I rate her a 5.5 - 6. Nothing more nothing less.
 

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SmokeX said:
Anyways Let me know what you guys, and girl (I think we have one) Think. Shes 125 pounds, about 5'10" and yea. :p

Smoke
Sir, when you were half your age I was double your age. There is a nine year age gap between myself and your girlfriend, presuming she is the same age as you. Bearing that in mind, if I may speak on behalf of probably most 27-yr olds: your girlfriend is definitely tap-able (assuming she has a fine ass).

And no, while there are bisexual women, there are no (or very few) truly bisexual men and here is a scientific study which demonstrates it. (It's sexually politically incorrect and thus it's "incorrect"). Go ahead and consider yourself straight; I think picking that orientation is a lot more fun.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Your girl is alright man. But i dont get it why your posting her pic on here. Kinda weird. I would cover the face, and **** the base with this one. Nice tits though. Good for tit wank. Aiiight.
 

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I rate this girl a 6. She appears to have big tits, but her face and her body type just doesn't seem like she is 5"11 125 pounds. She looks like 5"11 155 to me. This is the type of girl I would bang but would not make my GF. A girl has to be at least a 7 to be my girl. This is not a girl I would show off.


SMOKE X- I can't believe your a homosexual. Your no bisexual your just gay and confused. I can't believe what sosuave has come too. We have a homo among us.


DOCS- Are u guys just friends or are u guys butt buddies? This is not a flame just asking.


I don't think homos should be allowed on this forum. I am sorry guys.
 

lookyoung

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Docs said:
Mates my man, mates. Butt parties are for the weak.
What kind of answer is that? Are you a homo or what? Answer the question?


I thought you were alright docs. But I don't know about you. You guys post a pic of a girl who is a 6 and make like she is a 10. I think your just a KJ who is not experienced with woman.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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It's a perfectly fine answer. Interpret it as you wish.

I didn't say she was a 10, who said she was a 10? He's nailed chicks hotter then that, trust me on that. What I don't understand lookyoung, is how come I never see any good threads from you. ON that very word, have you been looking at threads I've been chucking out the past two weeks. Apperently not.

Do your research if you want to attack me with something such as 'your just a KJ who is not experienced with women'. Weak arguments are simple to destory, all I need is some leverage...I got plenty of it, you just aren't looking before opening your oversized mouth piece.
 

lookyoung

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Docs said:
It's a perfectly fine answer. Interpret it as you wish.

I didn't say she was a 10, who said she was a 10? He's nailed chicks hotter then that, trust me on that. What I don't understand lookyoung, is how come I never see any good threads from you. ON that very word, have you been looking at threads I've been chucking out the past two weeks. Apperently not.

Do your research if you want to attack me with something such as 'your just a KJ who is not experienced with women'. Weak arguments are simple to destory, all I need is some leverage...I got plenty of it, you just aren't looking before opening your oversized mouth piece.

Your boy is gay and so are you. You guys are not Don juans. Smoke x probably did you. What kind of DJ are u guys. You guys are both hanging each others nuts.


Smoke says your the man on everyone of his posts:crackup:. You guys are homosexuals, and thats cool. I bet I have fvcked more girls than both of u guys will ever fvck.


I think u guys should be banned from sosuave. Listen man I have seen your threads and know what you look like so lets not take it any farther than that.

Trust me fruit cake I will trump you on the pvssy card. The way u look and act you just don't match up with me.


Your threads suck idiot. Giving us advice from a homosexuals perspective
 

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lookyoung said:
Your boy is gay and so are you. You guys are not Don juans. Smoke x probably did you. What kind of DJ are u guys. You guys are both hanging each others nuts.


Smoke says your the man on everyone of his posts:crackup:. You guys are homosexuals, and thats cool. I bet I have fvcked more girls than both of u guys will ever fvck.


I think u guys should be banned from sosuave. Listen man I have seen your threads and know what you look like so lets not take it any farther than that.

Trust me fruit cake I will trump you on the pvssy card. The way u look and act you just don't match up with me.


Your threads suck idiot. Giving us advice from a homosexuals perspective
Bahahaha, you think that looks, and how you disagree with me is enough to trump my so called pvssiness?

But, you can keep thinking what you want *ignore*
 

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SMOKE X- I can't believe your a homosexual. Your no bisexual your just gay and confused. I can't believe what sosuave has come too. We have a homo among us.
Yeah, I couldn't believe any guy would rate this chick a 9 like you did. It makes sense now though that you've came out of the closet. Stop making up crap and pretending you even know what an attractive female looks like to the males who are attracted to the female species, because it is obvious by this thread you have no idea and can't fake it anymore.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OzyBoy

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Sorry i don't like the picture, no more than 5 from me. I would rather look at my gf instead by a long shot.
 

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OzyBoy said:
Sorry i don't like the picture, no more than 5 from me. I would rather look at my gf instead by a long shot.
Yeah, and his girlfriend is related to Big Foot!

JK, I haven't seen his girlfriend. It was too dark. Kidding, again!
 
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