"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My girlfriend tells me her ex would last many hours in bed

stevo65

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My girlfriend use to do meth back in the day, so i ask her, if she slept with guys that were on meth as well. She said no but her last boyfriend she was with for a couple of years before me. He was Indian and he was in that karma Sutra stuff and she told me they would have sex 12 hours a day, not straight 12 hours but they would go hours then take a bath together then go at it for hours more. Now I did not need to know that but how am I going to compete with something like that?
She is in her mid 40`s and she has been involved with married men. That Indian guy was married when she was with him for those two years. She also was sleeping with another married guy for a very short time. They both dumped her BTW.....She says she loves me and she also moved here to texas from San Diego..is she Trouble?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tiguere

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wow i wonder how many times have she reset her vagin-O-meter ??
 

CaptainSK

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Well she has no moral issues with infidelity it seems. Is her being faithful to you important?
Is that trouble to you?
 

stevo65

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Yes, being faithful is very important. I feel intimidated by having sex with her now. It turned me off big time.
 

Htienvu

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If a girl tells me that i'd be on the back of my mind whenever having sex... Not easy to forget!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Myrrdin

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Dude. Wake up! After about an hour - an hour and 1/2 she gets sore. Forget what she says. You just do your thing and stop thinking about it. Your goal is to make her orgasm not run a fvcking marathon.... literally! You can make a girl orgasm just by touching her, you don't even have to penetrate.
 

KarmaSutra

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stevo65 said:
he was in that karma Sutra stuff and she told me they would have sex 12 hours a day, not straight 12 hours but they would go hours then take a bath together then go at it for hours more.
You're goddamned right he did.

Follow the way, and all mysteries will be revealed.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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shydude

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Haha just do your thing the way you always did it.. no need to impress anyone at this point, as long as both of you are satisfied.
 

Falcon25

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You say "My ex' pusvy was much tighter than yours". Smile, and go make a sandwich.
 

Kirro

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Falcon25 said:
You say "My ex' pusvy was much tighter than yours". Smile, and go make a sandwich.
& here ends the topic.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jariel

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Personally I wouldn't touch a woman like this, but if I did, I'd be in it for myself only. I wouldn't care if she didn't orgasm, if I lasted less than 3 minutes as long as I got my kicks.

The irony is, the less you care about impressing her, the more she'll want you.

Though it's pretty obvious this woman is not relationship material.
 

Prodigy746

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Falcon25 said:
You say "My ex' pusvy was much tighter than yours". Smile, and go make a sandwich.
better yet, make her go make you a sandwich ???
 

Die Hard

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Tell her: "12 hours of sex a day, huh? I'll do that with you, but only if it's anal sex... Let's see what you're made of, bigmouth!!"
 
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