My girlfriend pinched some of my weed when I wasn't around...

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

When I left for work yesterday morning, since she was off, I told her she could sleep in at my place as long as she wanted (she knows where I stash my pot), so she was alone there for a while.

Anyway, this morning when i woke up at her place (I was off, she had to work) I noticed a pack of Marlboro Lights sitting tucked away in between two pictures on her mantle. I went to grab a smoke but when I opened the pack there were no cigarettes instaed there was a generous chunk of the exact hydro I just bought a few days ago. I know for sure it was mine as my bag definitely seems a tad bit skimpier today, and she hasn't had anyone to buy from in weeks.

How do I handle this....? I did break the chunk in half and take half home with me, haha. She was for sure trying to hide that cigarette pack, and to be honest I barely saw it, it caught my eye. I don't want her to think I was nosing around, but I don't want to be taken for a fool either.

And yes, I know it's just weed, but why not ask? She knows I'd give her some... I never would have known if I hadn't spotted that pack.

I should also mention that I did break the nug in half and keep part of it. Maybe she'll notice, maybe not. What should I do?

 

[Jay Dee]

Buy some more?

 

[^__^]

B1tch, don't touch my WEED! *back-hand slap*

 

[Pimply_Pimp]

if I were you, I would've taken the pack with you and when she realized you had the pack and called you, I would say "You can steal my weed but I can't steal your cigarettes? Seems unfair to me."

 

[amoka]

You should have taken everything from her... she may have a second thought thinking: "did I really take a portion of those weed or is it my imagination?" Taken half was a bad idea. Take the whole thing or take none... it is yours, after all.

 

[Young Juan]

I would've took it all and then took inventory. I never trust a thief.

 

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

if I were you, I would've taken the pack with you and when she realized you had the pack and called you, I would say "You can steal my weed but I can't steal your cigarettes? Seems unfair to me."

That's a good idea, but the problem lies more in the problem of squeezing her to admit it.

If I do what you're telling me to do she'll say this "so you noticed your weed was skimpy and you automatically assumed it was me who took it? so then you root through my things to find it? What about your roommate huh, how do you know he didn't take it? i got this from a friend of mine okay... blah, blah, blah..."

 

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

i hate women... i really do. i think im going to crank one out on her face when she's sleeping tonight and not even mention the weed.

 

[SandHawk]

i hate women... i really do. i think im going to crank one out on her face when she's sleeping tonight and not even mention the weed.

If you're going to do that, make sure to take pictures and post them back on here. We all love a good a laugh.

 

[Ease]

Take a dump on her face and sucker punch her when she wakes up.

 

[f283000]

It's kinda your fault brother. You just can't let a woman be in your room all by herself when you're out of the house. That's an invitation for her to mess around with your stuff.

 

[Bluntmaster]

I told you months ago to read that chics email. You are going to wish you listened.