"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My girlfriend pinched some of my weed when I wasn't around...

P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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When I left for work yesterday morning, since she was off, I told her she could sleep in at my place as long as she wanted (she knows where I stash my pot), so she was alone there for a while.

Anyway, this morning when i woke up at her place (I was off, she had to work) I noticed a pack of Marlboro Lights sitting tucked away in between two pictures on her mantle. I went to grab a smoke but when I opened the pack there were no cigarettes instaed there was a generous chunk of the exact hydro I just bought a few days ago. I know for sure it was mine as my bag definitely seems a tad bit skimpier today, and she hasn't had anyone to buy from in weeks.

How do I handle this....? I did break the chunk in half and take half home with me, haha. She was for sure trying to hide that cigarette pack, and to be honest I barely saw it, it caught my eye. I don't want her to think I was nosing around, but I don't want to be taken for a fool either.

And yes, I know it's just weed, but why not ask? She knows I'd give her some... I never would have known if I hadn't spotted that pack.

I should also mention that I did break the nug in half and keep part of it. Maybe she'll notice, maybe not. What should I do?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Pimply_Pimp

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if I were you, I would've taken the pack with you and when she realized you had the pack and called you, I would say "You can steal my weed but I can't steal your cigarettes? Seems unfair to me."
 

amoka

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You should have taken everything from her... she may have a second thought thinking: "did I really take a portion of those weed or is it my imagination?" Taken half was a bad idea. Take the whole thing or take none... it is yours, after all.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Young Juan

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I would've took it all and then took inventory. I never trust a thief.
 

P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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Pimply_Pimp said:
if I were you, I would've taken the pack with you and when she realized you had the pack and called you, I would say "You can steal my weed but I can't steal your cigarettes? Seems unfair to me."

That's a good idea, but the problem lies more in the problem of squeezing her to admit it.

If I do what you're telling me to do she'll say this "so you noticed your weed was skimpy and you automatically assumed it was me who took it? so then you root through my things to find it? What about your roommate huh, how do you know he didn't take it? i got this from a friend of mine okay... blah, blah, blah..."
 

P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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i hate women... i really do. i think im going to crank one out on her face when she's sleeping tonight and not even mention the weed.
 

SandHawk

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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
i hate women... i really do. i think im going to crank one out on her face when she's sleeping tonight and not even mention the weed.
If you're going to do that, make sure to take pictures and post them back on here. We all love a good a laugh.
 

Ease

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Take a dump on her face and sucker punch her when she wakes up.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I told you months ago to read that chics email. You are going to wish you listened.
 
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