"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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my gf's son

mongoose01

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My GF's son sent a pic of himself to some girl that goes to another school. A girl at his school was trying to set up a blind date.

She wrote back that he was ugly...that dude was devastated. So I helped him compose a letter back.

I explained to him young b!tches can be mean and downright fvkcing evil. Keep your guard up.

I just thought it was fvcked that she did that (whether if he was ugly or not).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DAAAAAAAMN! What a cold-hearted brat! What ever happened to "No thank you, I'm not interested." If she was MY daughter, and I found out she did that, I'd ground her for two months.

Why is it SO hard for people to just be polite to each other?
 

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Originally posted by mongoose01
My GF's son sent a pic of himself to some girl that goes to another school. A girl at his school was trying to set up a blind date.

She wrote back that he was ugly...that dude was devastated. So I helped him compose a letter back.

I explained to him young b!tches can be mean and downright fvkcing evil. Keep your guard up.

I just thought it was fvcked that she did that (whether if he was ugly or not).
Thank god he's got a DJ to help mentor him through.
 

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Looks like they start em attention wh*res young..

But, I think you should tell the lil guy that he shouldn't take much stock into it.

Dont you remember when you were a kid..when you teased, laughed at and poked fun of that girl back in elementary school...when all your lil buddies teased you that you liked her..and you swore up and down that she was an ugly girl with kooties..hahaha..in the end...you really did like her.

Sounds like thats what was happening here. Just let the lil guy know that there will be more like this..and she probably actually likes him.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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