Dublinsfinest
Don Juan
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Is this guy pugsley in disguise???
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
my gf kissed another guy - update
- Thread starter flyinshark
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
Me? Obviously not. I can assume that this is an older member of these boards. If so, then was he at least a cool guy ? I wouldn't wanna be compared to someone everyone hated or something.
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
True Alpha Males let go when things get bad. An Alpha Male doesn't hold on to his girl even though she's a cheater because he "will miss her" or "feel lonely" he doesn't even think about that. He breaks it off when there is blatant disrespect (your girl) and goes back in the field to meet more worthy candidates because he knows he gets a lot of attention and he can have any girl he wants!
Your girl completely had you by the ballz, your emotions were/are fukin' with your logical judgement. Your girl probably cheated because of the distance between you and her guilty mind couldn't take it anymore. I already told you this once, but I'll tell you again. She didn't confess because she cares about your feelings, she confessed because she couldn't stand feeling GUILTY about her OWN FEELINGS!! (SELFISH) She completely lied to you about how the kiss went down and you should cut her outta of your life. Make sure the next girl you meet, you don't let her walk all over you.
PIMP
Your girl completely had you by the ballz, your emotions were/are fukin' with your logical judgement. Your girl probably cheated because of the distance between you and her guilty mind couldn't take it anymore. I already told you this once, but I'll tell you again. She didn't confess because she cares about your feelings, she confessed because she couldn't stand feeling GUILTY about her OWN FEELINGS!! (SELFISH) She completely lied to you about how the kiss went down and you should cut her outta of your life. Make sure the next girl you meet, you don't let her walk all over you.
PIMP
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
You're right Pimp-sicle. I am moving on and i am already looking for another girl!
I will try to apply with that new girl what i've learned here and this should keep her IL high for a longer time. She also won't walk all over me like this girl has. I've learned quite some things thanks to this situation.
I will try to apply with that new girl what i've learned here and this should keep her IL high for a longer time. She also won't walk all over me like this girl has. I've learned quite some things thanks to this situation.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yeah I do have some thoughts on this version of the story and your buying it.
Can you say :
SUKA!!!!
But it's cool. When I tell stories like that to women, they want to believe in me so bad that they actually believe my bull**** stories.
So I know where your coming from. You definately don't want to have to go to the trouble of replacing her now do you. It would be better to buy into the story than to have to be alone and single now wouldn't it.
Now stop and ask yourself:
Why would your WOMAN, the girl that you *** inside of, the girl whom you have given a piece of yourself to, the girl whom you have such fond and deep feeling for...why would she go to another mans home to begin with?
I guess you would know the answer to that, since your her f*ckin man and she is your f*ckin woman, right?
I'm sure you don't care that she went into another mans personal abode and was kissed by him. Taken under his spell to follow him up there and....
Can you say :
SUKA!!!!
But it's cool. When I tell stories like that to women, they want to believe in me so bad that they actually believe my bull**** stories.
So I know where your coming from. You definately don't want to have to go to the trouble of replacing her now do you. It would be better to buy into the story than to have to be alone and single now wouldn't it.
Now stop and ask yourself:
Why would your WOMAN, the girl that you *** inside of, the girl whom you have given a piece of yourself to, the girl whom you have such fond and deep feeling for...why would she go to another mans home to begin with?
I guess you would know the answer to that, since your her f*ckin man and she is your f*ckin woman, right?
I'm sure you don't care that she went into another mans personal abode and was kissed by him. Taken under his spell to follow him up there and....
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
A woman doesn't go into a man's apartment alone - only hors do this!!!
Once again showing the stupidity of women who really, really think that men want to be their "friends" when in truth they just want to bone them...
Dumbasses who think men and women are "friends" take note.
Dietzcoi
Dumbasses who think men and women are "friends" take note.
Dietzcoi
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
it's over
Guys, it's over between me and that girl! I dont see why people keep replying, as i already said that she's gone from my life.
Thanks to all for enlightening me and allowing me to use my brain instead of my d!ck. Without so many of you telling me to open my eyes, i am not sure i would have dumped her. No, i would for sure NOT dumped her.
Thanks again and have a great day y'all!
Guys, it's over between me and that girl! I dont see why people keep replying, as i already said that she's gone from my life.
Thanks to all for enlightening me and allowing me to use my brain instead of my d!ck. Without so many of you telling me to open my eyes, i am not sure i would have dumped her. No, i would for sure NOT dumped her.
Thanks again and have a great day y'all!
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
That's right. Especially if she's in a relationship, unless, of course, she had other things on her mind......