"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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My GF has a butt chin

SeymourCake

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and I get horny whenever I see it.

What do I do?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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J. Darko

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If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
 

Just a Shot Away

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J. Darko said:
If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
Haha. And then to every guy that passes you in the 7-11 parking lot and gives you a weird look, just yell out "Pvssy!!"
 

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Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
 

Ice882

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tap that sh1t, whether she wants it or not. you're making the best of a bad situation.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do as those gentlemen told you and make sure no pussified man ruin her by some wrong behaviour.
 

women haze

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fvck her chin?
 

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Tiguere said:
Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
There's a 10 page thread somewhere around here (title is something along the lines of "pvssified something or others") with this exact topic lost somewhere in the back pages of this forum. You should look it up, its a fun read.

edit: found it

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=175661

Also OP: stick it in her butt.


....chin
 

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SeymourCake said:
and I get horny whenever I see it.

What do I do?
what your girlfriend failed to tell you is that she is a post-op tranny
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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J. Darko said:
If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
It takes a real ball-less pvssy to misinterpret my thread the way you did, congrats.
 

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Tiguere said:
Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
:crackup:

This thread is epic already!
 
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