"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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My GF has a butt chin

SeymourCake

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and I get horny whenever I see it.

What do I do?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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J. Darko

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If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
 

Just a Shot Away

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J. Darko said:
If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
Haha. And then to every guy that passes you in the 7-11 parking lot and gives you a weird look, just yell out "Pvssy!!"
 

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Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
 

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tap that sh1t, whether she wants it or not. you're making the best of a bad situation.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Do as those gentlemen told you and make sure no pussified man ruin her by some wrong behaviour.
 

women haze

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fvck her chin?
 

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Tiguere said:
Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
There's a 10 page thread somewhere around here (title is something along the lines of "pvssified something or others") with this exact topic lost somewhere in the back pages of this forum. You should look it up, its a fun read.

edit: found it

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=175661

Also OP: stick it in her butt.


....chin
 

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SeymourCake said:
and I get horny whenever I see it.

What do I do?
what your girlfriend failed to tell you is that she is a post-op tranny
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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J. Darko said:
If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
It takes a real ball-less pvssy to misinterpret my thread the way you did, congrats.
 

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Tiguere said:
Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
:crackup:

This thread is epic already!
 
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