"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My GF has a butt chin

SeymourCake

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and I get horny whenever I see it.

What do I do?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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J. Darko

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If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
 

Just a Shot Away

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J. Darko said:
If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
Haha. And then to every guy that passes you in the 7-11 parking lot and gives you a weird look, just yell out "Pvssy!!"
 

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Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
 

Ice882

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tap that sh1t, whether she wants it or not. you're making the best of a bad situation.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Do as those gentlemen told you and make sure no pussified man ruin her by some wrong behaviour.
 

women haze

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fvck her chin?
 

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Tiguere said:
Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
There's a 10 page thread somewhere around here (title is something along the lines of "pvssified something or others") with this exact topic lost somewhere in the back pages of this forum. You should look it up, its a fun read.

edit: found it

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=175661

Also OP: stick it in her butt.


....chin
 

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SeymourCake said:
and I get horny whenever I see it.

What do I do?
what your girlfriend failed to tell you is that she is a post-op tranny
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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J. Darko said:
If I were you, I would jerk off in front of her in my car. That's what a real man does.
It takes a real ball-less pvssy to misinterpret my thread the way you did, congrats.
 

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Tiguere said:
Jerk off inside a car while your target watches you?????? Who does that??? Please tell me no one in this forum had ever done such a thing.
:crackup:

This thread is epic already!
 
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