"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My G/f Called Me an Easy Piece of A$$

Tiga

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My girlfriend called me an easy piece of a$$ after we got done having sex!

Here's the story. When my g/f and I first started dating, we didn't have sex every time I went over her house. Nowadays, I just wanna fvck her EVERY single time I come over.

One night after having sex, she calls me an easy piece of a$$.

I asked her, "why am I an easy piece of a$$?"

She replied, "..because I know I'll get some at the end of the night no matter what."

I said, "what's wrong with getting multiple orgasms every time you see me?"

She said, "nothing, I like it (with a smile)."

I am confused. Does she think I'm some kinda $lut? Am I being too predicatable by giving her sex every time I see her? What should I do?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Grey Fox

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She likes sex as much as you do. As long as she is not cheating then whats the problem. Just don't let her turn you into an AFC.

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Damn - the biggest insult - a hor is calling you a hor!!:D

No dude, what she is saying is that men never refudse sex!!! This is not a grand revelation!! Next time tell her "What else would I be over here for??"

Say it slyly but convincingly!! Actually this is the truth!!!

She will be stunned by your answer and just to teach you lesson she may deny you sex for a few days or until you beg on your knees!

Here is the solution - never let a woman who you are sexing deny you sex--- NEVER!!!! You are allowing her to control you and she has you supplicating and waiting patiently for her approval like a chump - DON'T DO THIS!!! Next time walk out and leave!!

She is using sex as a control mechanism!!
 

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Girl: You're an easy piece of ass!
You: Are you accusing me of being a sex maniac?
Girl: [yes or no or comment or question]
You You're in denial!
No: I am not
You: I have to use viagra! The last girl I dated said I had the sex drive of an ohnry old man!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Damn - the biggest insult - a hor is calling you a hor!!:D

No dude, what she is saying is that men never refudse sex!!! This is not a grand revelation!! Next time tell her "What else would I be over here for??"

Say it slyly but convincingly!! Actually this is the truth!!!
Hahaha.. I'll try that next time. :D
 

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Originally posted by rgeere

You: I have to use viagra! The last girl I dated said I had the sex drive of an ohnry old man!
I can't say that.. lol (we devirginized each other).
 

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Originally posted by Tiga
I can't say that.. lol (we devirginized each other).
I've gotten girls to initiate kino by saying similar stuff, but that's my style though may not work for you.

It doesn't matter if it's true or not 'cause your busting on her words. If she thought you really had the sex drive of an ohnry old man she wouldn't have said what she said in the first place. You just became more of a challenge and a fun one at that...
 

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ok?

I don't see any problem here.
Let her ramble on.
H*ll, they say all kinds of b*ll Sh*t.

I 'poked' one tonight.
I let her talk all of her old sh*t for an hour or so.
I have changed her mind set about me-- that I am not her friend, but, I am her 'special friend'. (ie. she can talk to me about anything that is on her mind)
So, I let her 'ramble' on then I mount her and send her home.

cave dweller
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lol.. I see. Next time I see her, I'm gonna mount her and poke her really hard with my cane stick because I'm a horny old man.

Thanx guys.
 

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short but sweet.

Listen to the Big Chill's advice.

He laid it out for you. This past thread just confirms everything. You've become boring, predictable and a non issue for this chick. her saying about dancing with other guys, imo, was not a test, but rather a means to sabotage a relationship she sees no value in anyways.

You either take the right measures to turn this thingf around and earn her respect, or you just blow her off and fvck other girls luike this website taught you to.

Arent you only 18? Holy shyt dude, why are u even stressing? Are u planning on marrying this chcik?
 

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Originally posted by jbbrain
short but sweet.

Listen to the Big Chill's advice.

He laid it out for you. This past thread just confirms everything. You've become boring, predictable and a non issue for this chick. her saying about dancing with other guys, imo, was not a test, but rather a means to sabotage a relationship she sees no value in anyways.

You either take the right measures to turn this thingf around and earn her respect, or you just blow her off and fvck other girls luike this website taught you to.

Arent you only 18? Holy shyt dude, why are u even stressing? Are u planning on marrying this chcik?
that's it, and especially in light of your other post. it appears that she likes your wanker, but she can easily find another. in fact, she's looking around for one. when she does find one (if she hasn't already) she will dump you. she has zero respect for you. dump HER.
 

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dude. shes telling you that, your to predictable and to easy , she likes efrt and she might even go ****ing around on your A$$ while your playing Xbox. give her minimum amount of sex. get her horny and then leave. do that shyt several times. she will beg you for sex.

Peace !!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Eat a can of beans and fart yourself to the moon.®


Bwahahahahahaha now thats some funny shyt.

JB,

your still calling me big chill huh...funny.
 

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yeah, dog, but its just outta habit..

no stress....
 

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Toocold:
Eat a can of beans and fart yourself to the moon.®


Bwahahahahahaha now thats some funny shyt.

JB,

your still calling me big chill huh...funny.
say that to a chick who needs to be knocked down a couple of notches. goes over famously!

Tiga, why don't you try that line out on THIS chick that's about to toast yo' azz? beat her at her own game. tag her azz one last time--make it really good and kinky--then dump her. that is what she IS going to do to you.
 

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****, man, if she's digging it, start getting kinky on her ass. Try to get her to bring another woman in, or role-play, or **** like that. If she refuses, DENY HER THE SEX. Start out slow at first...then get kinkier and kinkier.

I don't know if this'll work, mind you, but it's what I'D do. This way you can challenge her for the sex but don't have to give it up to prove a point. :D
 
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