Man do I have an interesting story to tell you. Yesterday I went to go hang out with a cousin of mine which is 8 years older than me. We went bowling with 3 of his friends two dudes and some chick. Anyways after We went to his house. And about thirty minutes in some more people come this time some hot chicks...finally. one was a brunette a HB8 and a blonde HB 9 anyways my cousin mike went outside to smoke so I thought in my head might as well talk to these two girls since im not going to be in this area any time soon. So there was some rap song on and the two girls looked kinda bored so I said so do you two like this song they said it was alright. Then we just started talking I found out that both were 6 years older than me.( im 19) After awhile I got kinda bored so I asked them do you two want to play cards since I have cards in my pocket they said sure. At first we played poker. Then after Black jack for awhile. For about 30 minutes we played with the cards. After awhile I went back over to my cousin and met some of his other buddies. I looked over to see the girls and they waved for me to come back. So I did and the hot brunette chick told me to go out side with her so I did. She said let me take you to my car so I thought in my head whats going to happen.We sat in the car parked by my cousins house and she told me to take my **** out at first I was thinking in my head oh my god. I told her that I have never done this before. and she said look I will be carefull just take it out. So then I do it. She sucks my ****. I only lasted for like 20 seconds I said look I have to stop my **** is getting to sensitive. she said hopefully you enjoyed that. I said I sure did. We then went back in the house. I hung out with my cousin after that. About 20 minutes later I see this big mother ****er come in and he sits next to the hot brunnete and kisses her on the mouth. i start lauhing trying not to laught and look at him. Later I leave, that was my story of my first blow job.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
my first blow job
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
ShizamDaMan
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Hahahaahahahaahaahahaahhahah!!!
Nice work man, sounds like you were in the zone.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, she was probably pissed at her boyfriend and wanted some revenge. But whatever, you got some brains for little to no effort. Rock on.
Nice work man, sounds like you were in the zone.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, she was probably pissed at her boyfriend and wanted some revenge. But whatever, you got some brains for little to no effort. Rock on.
OfficeSpace
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NICE! That's all I gotta say.. haha
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my first blow job wasn't even a blow job.. it was more like a peck...service
Bible_Belt
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I only lasted for like 20 seconds I said look I have to stop my **** is getting to sensitive
Have to stop? Too sensitive? wtf?
Have to stop? Too sensitive? wtf?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ethnomethodologist
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samependo
killbill, stop masturbating for a bit eh? Think of all the nasty things in ur life sometimes
LMFAO about the dude who kissed her, did she spit or swallow?
KontrollerX
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Ahahahhaa oh man this forum just keeps getting better and better!!! :crackup:
Create Reality
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:crackup: Priceless.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
BUMP :crackup: :crackup:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I WANT TO KNOW!! LOL
After reading that and seeing that the title is "my first blow job" i was expecting the story to take a really bad turn lol.
i would have **** my pants laughing if i saw a girl kiss some guy after blowing me.
good stuff.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
My first one this girl did me in a movie theater, wasn't that good she had a big mouth :crackup: :crackup:
:crackup: :crackup:Create Reality
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So she could enjoy her popcorn at the same time?Originally posted by KingBeef
My first one this girl did me in a movie theater, wasn't that good she had a big mouth
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
KingBeef
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nice try mofo!!!
MightyMate
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My first was with girl who was a virigin and neve touched **** before. **** was funny. Few weeks later she was eating *** like crazy!
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well heres the update when they were kissing I was laughing and anyways when I seen him he had his mouth so wide open. im pretty sure they were using tongue. which is sick as hell.
well my Cousin wants me to go to his house again. So hopefully if that chicks there again she wont bring that big mother ****er.
**** im not sure if I should even show up. she might have told him and he might want to kick my ass.
well heres the update when they were kissing I was laughing and anyways when I seen him he had his mouth so wide open. im pretty sure they were using tongue. which is sick as hell.
well my Cousin wants me to go to his house again. So hopefully if that chicks there again she wont bring that big mother ****er.
**** im not sure if I should even show up. she might have told him and he might want to kick my ass.
AC/DC
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He won't do sh*t.
If he does, hit him with a bat until he doesn't move.
If he does, hit him with a bat until he doesn't move.
loooll thats some funny ****
i only lasted about 20 seconds on my first *******... on my second i had the girl take little pauses inbetween when i felt like i had to ***. Another way to not get to excited is to just think of something else besides her.
i only lasted about 20 seconds on my first *******... on my second i had the girl take little pauses inbetween when i felt like i had to ***. Another way to not get to excited is to just think of something else besides her.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.