Man do I have an interesting story to tell you. Yesterday I went to go hang out with a cousin of mine which is 8 years older than me. We went bowling with 3 of his friends two dudes and some chick. Anyways after We went to his house. And about thirty minutes in some more people come this time some hot chicks...finally. one was a brunette a HB8 and a blonde HB 9 anyways my cousin mike went outside to smoke so I thought in my head might as well talk to these two girls since im not going to be in this area any time soon. So there was some rap song on and the two girls looked kinda bored so I said so do you two like this song they said it was alright. Then we just started talking I found out that both were 6 years older than me.( im 19) After awhile I got kinda bored so I asked them do you two want to play cards since I have cards in my pocket they said sure. At first we played poker. Then after Black jack for awhile. For about 30 minutes we played with the cards. After awhile I went back over to my cousin and met some of his other buddies. I looked over to see the girls and they waved for me to come back. So I did and the hot brunette chick told me to go out side with her so I did. She said let me take you to my car so I thought in my head whats going to happen.We sat in the car parked by my cousins house and she told me to take my **** out at first I was thinking in my head oh my god. I told her that I have never done this before. and she said look I will be carefull just take it out. So then I do it. She sucks my ****. I only lasted for like 20 seconds I said look I have to stop my **** is getting to sensitive. she said hopefully you enjoyed that. I said I sure did. We then went back in the house. I hung out with my cousin after that. About 20 minutes later I see this big mother ****er come in and he sits next to the hot brunnete and kisses her on the mouth. i start lauhing trying not to laught and look at him. Later I leave, that was my story of my first blow job.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
my first blow job
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
ShizamDaMan
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Hahahaahahahaahaahahaahhahah!!!
Nice work man, sounds like you were in the zone.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, she was probably pissed at her boyfriend and wanted some revenge. But whatever, you got some brains for little to no effort. Rock on.
Nice work man, sounds like you were in the zone.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, she was probably pissed at her boyfriend and wanted some revenge. But whatever, you got some brains for little to no effort. Rock on.
OfficeSpace
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NICE! That's all I gotta say.. haha
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my first blow job wasn't even a blow job.. it was more like a peck...service
Bible_Belt
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I only lasted for like 20 seconds I said look I have to stop my **** is getting to sensitive
Have to stop? Too sensitive? wtf?
Have to stop? Too sensitive? wtf?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ethnomethodologist
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samependo
killbill, stop masturbating for a bit eh? Think of all the nasty things in ur life sometimes
LMFAO about the dude who kissed her, did she spit or swallow?
KontrollerX
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Ahahahhaa oh man this forum just keeps getting better and better!!! :crackup:
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
:crackup: Priceless.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
BUMP :crackup: :crackup:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I WANT TO KNOW!! LOL
After reading that and seeing that the title is "my first blow job" i was expecting the story to take a really bad turn lol.
i would have **** my pants laughing if i saw a girl kiss some guy after blowing me.
good stuff.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
My first one this girl did me in a movie theater, wasn't that good she had a big mouth :crackup: :crackup:
:crackup: :crackup:Create Reality
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So she could enjoy her popcorn at the same time?Originally posted by KingBeef
My first one this girl did me in a movie theater, wasn't that good she had a big mouth
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
nice try mofo!!!
MightyMate
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My first was with girl who was a virigin and neve touched **** before. **** was funny. Few weeks later she was eating *** like crazy!
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well heres the update when they were kissing I was laughing and anyways when I seen him he had his mouth so wide open. im pretty sure they were using tongue. which is sick as hell.
well my Cousin wants me to go to his house again. So hopefully if that chicks there again she wont bring that big mother ****er.
**** im not sure if I should even show up. she might have told him and he might want to kick my ass.
well heres the update when they were kissing I was laughing and anyways when I seen him he had his mouth so wide open. im pretty sure they were using tongue. which is sick as hell.
well my Cousin wants me to go to his house again. So hopefully if that chicks there again she wont bring that big mother ****er.
**** im not sure if I should even show up. she might have told him and he might want to kick my ass.
AC/DC
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He won't do sh*t.
If he does, hit him with a bat until he doesn't move.
If he does, hit him with a bat until he doesn't move.
loooll thats some funny ****
i only lasted about 20 seconds on my first *******... on my second i had the girl take little pauses inbetween when i felt like i had to ***. Another way to not get to excited is to just think of something else besides her.
i only lasted about 20 seconds on my first *******... on my second i had the girl take little pauses inbetween when i felt like i had to ***. Another way to not get to excited is to just think of something else besides her.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.