"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My Favorite Put-down Line

bigneil

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Gentlemen, I am about to divulge a secret that will probably see 100 men get laid:

The next time you are texting your girl, no matter what she said, if you aren't pleased, reply "F*ck you (her name)". For the bozos like myself who actually fell for this, put her name instead of (her name).

You won't believe the response! She'll send 4 texts and 2 emails instantly!

Try it, you'll like it. Once again: "F*ck you (your name)". Satisfaction guaranteed (by your hand, but still).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Julian

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lol i like this.
 
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