"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Favorite Put-down Line

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Gentlemen, I am about to divulge a secret that will probably see 100 men get laid:

The next time you are texting your girl, no matter what she said, if you aren't pleased, reply "F*ck you (her name)". For the bozos like myself who actually fell for this, put her name instead of (her name).

You won't believe the response! She'll send 4 texts and 2 emails instantly!

Try it, you'll like it. Once again: "F*ck you (your name)". Satisfaction guaranteed (by your hand, but still).
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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lol i like this.
 
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