Gentlemen, I am about to divulge a secret that will probably see 100 men get laid:
The next time you are texting your girl, no matter what she said, if you aren't pleased, reply "F*ck you (her name)". For the bozos like myself who actually fell for this, put her name instead of (her name).
You won't believe the response! She'll send 4 texts and 2 emails instantly!
Try it, you'll like it. Once again: "F*ck you (your name)". Satisfaction guaranteed (by your hand, but still).
The next time you are texting your girl, no matter what she said, if you aren't pleased, reply "F*ck you (her name)". For the bozos like myself who actually fell for this, put her name instead of (her name).
You won't believe the response! She'll send 4 texts and 2 emails instantly!
Try it, you'll like it. Once again: "F*ck you (your name)". Satisfaction guaranteed (by your hand, but still).