"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My fastest pickup ever

The Sperminator

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So I got a phone number in 10 seconds lol. I wasn't even trying. I held open a door for a girl and she was like oh thank you what a gentlemen I don't see that many anymore. Then I was like what can I say then she was like yeah just doing it for the ladies huh I was like yeah so can I get your number? She was like yeah sure. She actually gave it to me lol. Wasn't even trying to hit on her either.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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guywhoneedshelp

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Call her in a week. Tell her you've been busy holding doors open for cute girls.
 

horaholic

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r0cky said:
I bet you had to open both doors cuz fattie couldnt fit thru only one!!1 bahaha
JK nice work.
Holy shyt that was funny. Seriously, nice one though. How DOES she rate on the ol' HB scale? And, was that her real number? What now?
 

daygameguy

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The Sperminator said:
So I got a phone number in 10 seconds lol. I wasn't even trying. I held open a door for a girl and she was like oh thank you what a gentlemen I don't see that many anymore. Then I was like what can I say then she was like yeah just doing it for the ladies huh I was like yeah so can I get your number? She was like yeah sure. She actually gave it to me lol. Wasn't even trying to hit on her either.
Bravo. You broke the 15 sec KTTVIP record. :cheer:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Sperminator

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She was alright like a 6 maybe 7. I probably won't call but it was too easy for me not to ask for her number she did all the work herself lol. I'm pretty sure it was because she was really flirty with me and was smiling a lot when I asked for her number.
 
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