PackDaddy
Don Juan
I come home tonight and my roommates are in one of their silly moods again. They get together all the sudden there is no iota of seriousness or respect for anything.
So they're joking about how I should try this organic milk and there's a sip left. I obviously already knew something was off. I thought about it for a few seconds and realized what one of them had done. I called em on it and they were laughing. I don't think they would have let me sip that even if I were a dumb gullible tw@t. Then they ask what I would have done if they had let me drink that. I told em I would have beat their organs out of them and they'de be eating through hospital straws the rest of their lives. One of my roommates doesn't let it go though. He even jokes around about, "what if he came in my milk." This is when the line was crossed IMO. I also grabbed the jar and began to walk out of the apartment to throw it away down the garbage shoot because it was sitting in our living room. He runs after me to grab it out of my hand. He then tells me how he is going to go back to the store to return the "empty" bottle because the store would give him $1.50 for it back. He thought the idea of them paying for a bottle of his jizz was funny. I sort of chuckled at that. I know the store is obviously going to clean it's recycled milk bottles. But, it's still gross that he wants to do that - crosses the line. I knew that if I went to grab that bottle to throw it away again there was going to be issues. I was so disgusted with the both of them that I almost lost control of myself. So I just got quiet instead of barking. When they get in these silly moods, it's like they lose track of reality and consequences for their actions. So I also knew anything I said, no matter how serious, would have been turned into a joke. So before I said something stupid or laid one of them out, I drove back to my grandmother's (20 minutes away) to spend the night. This whole thing seems to be severely disrespectful. This type of joking clearly crossed the line tonight.
How would you guys handle this?
Note, I've been friends with them for awhile and we all go to the same college 1 minute away.
So they're joking about how I should try this organic milk and there's a sip left. I obviously already knew something was off. I thought about it for a few seconds and realized what one of them had done. I called em on it and they were laughing. I don't think they would have let me sip that even if I were a dumb gullible tw@t. Then they ask what I would have done if they had let me drink that. I told em I would have beat their organs out of them and they'de be eating through hospital straws the rest of their lives. One of my roommates doesn't let it go though. He even jokes around about, "what if he came in my milk." This is when the line was crossed IMO. I also grabbed the jar and began to walk out of the apartment to throw it away down the garbage shoot because it was sitting in our living room. He runs after me to grab it out of my hand. He then tells me how he is going to go back to the store to return the "empty" bottle because the store would give him $1.50 for it back. He thought the idea of them paying for a bottle of his jizz was funny. I sort of chuckled at that. I know the store is obviously going to clean it's recycled milk bottles. But, it's still gross that he wants to do that - crosses the line. I knew that if I went to grab that bottle to throw it away again there was going to be issues. I was so disgusted with the both of them that I almost lost control of myself. So I just got quiet instead of barking. When they get in these silly moods, it's like they lose track of reality and consequences for their actions. So I also knew anything I said, no matter how serious, would have been turned into a joke. So before I said something stupid or laid one of them out, I drove back to my grandmother's (20 minutes away) to spend the night. This whole thing seems to be severely disrespectful. This type of joking clearly crossed the line tonight.
How would you guys handle this?
Note, I've been friends with them for awhile and we all go to the same college 1 minute away.
