"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Ex just called me

MountainSlide

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I agree that each situation is different but really and truly, if an ex is adding value to your life, you need to level up, you’re not quite there yet.
She added a bit of value last week when I smashed all night with her lol. Then I guess she tried coming back to extract it out. Rather not have to think about or deal with her games. She tried making it sound like this dude was some sort of victim and I was supposed to feel sorry for him or something and give her a ride to console him. I say f*ck that. My opinion is that I walk away from the situation and not get drawn into the drama she’s trying to create. I told her that she must think I’m some sort of b*tch boy to be thinking I’d be giving her a ride to some dudes house for day drinking and alone time with him. She tried flipping it on me making it seem like I was accusing her of being a hoe (which obviously she is). I pretty much told her to f*ck
Off at this point and blocked her. So I think I’m just going to forget about hitting her up again because the drama and head games just isn’t worth it. Even though the sex is pretty phenomenal lmao
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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