my ex is a celebrity now, how can i get her back [merged threads]

[Just a Shot Away]

its obviously taylor swift by the way.

Come on, man. First off, he says that she became famous two years ago. Was Taylor Swift even alive two years ago? Secondly, he said they broke up shortly AFTER she became famous...which means he managed to hold on to her at least for a little while even though every dude in the world (supposedly) was trying to get with her. But now for some reason he has no idea how to re-establish contact. Very fishy. Also, why wouldn't he give a name or a picture of them together? Not even the tabloids care who celebrities dated before they were famous, unless there's a scandal attached (i.e., sex tape/nudie pics).

I fail to see how its obvious that some random dude coming on the Internet claiming to be the ex of a B-list celebrity is ACTUALLY the ex of said celebrity is more obvious than somebody who's bored decides to troll a forum.

 

[Nexus Polaris]

I'm sure it's Lady Gaga. Everybody in internet land right now seems to be claiming they dated her before she was famous.

 

[Perry]

its gotta be taylor swift. its just gotta be.

 

[eaglez1177]

It is very obvious this poster has some fantasies. This is another thread of his regarding another rich top model ( I assume) that works in a cruise ship and spends on him frivolously.

Ahahaha Amoka caught him!

This loser is just some poser whos tryin to get an ego boost by claiming hes dated rich and famous women. Keep dreaming you sad afc.