My ex got fat...i love life

[mtlwlu]

So I havent seen my ex in about a year and half (even though we go to the same university) and as luck would have it I saw her at the school gym today, and wow has she let herself go...It made my day and made me lift like crazy. Its the little things in life that cheer me up.

 

[Proselytiser]

Shouldn't rely on other people for your happiness

 

[Desdinova]

I don't think he was relying on her misfortune to make him happy, but was just happy to see some kind of karma. When someone who has done something nasty to you gets what they deserve, it just makes you feel good.

One of my exes got pregnant and the father buggered off. That made me feel good.

A dude who used to cause a lot of trouble in my life got thrown in the slammer. That made me feel good.

We're all human, and there's nothing wrong with feeling like some sort of justice has been done to those who deserve it.

 

[backbreaker]

when I was 17 I dated a girl for a year.. that we were going to wait.. she was a virgin and I actually had more respect for her virginity than she did.. I wasn't going to take it in the back seat of a car or anything like that.
well she went to a party and let herself get gangbanged... and bragged to me about it.

about 3 years ago, I went to pick my little sister up from her dad's house and she wanted some taco bell, so I swung by taco bell to get her some tacos and **** and low and behold there is alison... 3 kids, dropped out of high school, working at taco bell.

I"m not going to say I was happy.. i wasn't...i don't take joy in other people's failure... but let's just say that she did not make the smartest move. she asked for my number.. lol, I gave her the wrong number. lol

just becuase a woman does something at a particular time does not means omething is wrong with you or that she made the correct move. I did nothing wrong to that girl at the time. she was just a ***** in nice girls' clothing.

 

[AAAgent]

first time i heard a guy giving a fake number hahaha... usually i'm a really nice guy but if i really don't like u....i'm not good at hiding my emotions. i usually just say give me your number and i'll give u a call later and never do.

 

[backbreaker]

what the hell do i want with a woman that has 3 kids and works at taco bell? she's not in my league

 

[amoka]

This is a comic relief.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Back in freshman year of high school I got picked on by a football player. Years later I returned home to visit my parents and decided to go into the local Subway to get a sandwich and low and behold who is working behind the counter? It's Mr. Prick football player. It felt good knowing I had a master's degree and a successful career while he was still stuck in the same small town and working a dead end job. When I approached the counter he stared at the ground the entire time and wouldn't even make eye contact with me. Karma is a b1tch

 

[Trendsetter]

when I was 17 I dated a girl for a year.. that we were going to wait.. she was a virgin and I actually had more respect for her virginity than she did.. I wasn't going to take it in the back seat of a car or anything like that.
well she went to a party and let herself get gangbanged... and bragged to me about it.

about 3 years ago, I went to pick my little sister up from her dad's house and she wanted some taco bell, so I swung by taco bell to get her some tacos and **** and low and behold there is alison... 3 kids, dropped out of high school, working at taco bell.

I"m not going to say I was happy.. i wasn't...i don't take joy in other people's failure... but let's just say that she did not make the smartest move. she asked for my number.. lol, I gave her the wrong number. lol

just becuase a woman does something at a particular time does not means omething is wrong with you or that she made the correct move. I did nothing wrong to that girl at the time. she was just a ***** in nice girls' clothing.

Respect my man. I'd never take joy in some other persons misfortunes. You seem like a good man. I'm sure you're christian but that's for another discussion. Just had to give you props for that though.

 

[backbreaker]

actually i'm a militant athiest lol

I don't have to be scared into being a decent human being.

It goes back to the laws of success. you can't be successful in life if you wish for other people to be unsuccessful. it doesn't work like that.

 

[Trendsetter]

True, true.

 

[Ryan]

yeah thats what im talking about.....she got fat b/c ur a don juan thats why

lets hope my ex gets fat too

 

[2crudedudes]

yeah thats what im talking about.....she got fat b/c ur a don juan thats why

lets hope my ex gets fat too

Gimme her number, I'll make her belly swell