So I havent seen my ex in about a year and half (even though we go to the same university) and as luck would have it I saw her at the school gym today, and wow has she let herself go...It made my day and made me lift like crazy. Its the little things in life that cheer me up.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My ex got fat...i love life
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Proselytiser
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Shouldn't rely on other people for your happiness
Desdinova
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I don't think he was relying on her misfortune to make him happy, but was just happy to see some kind of karma. When someone who has done something nasty to you gets what they deserve, it just makes you feel good.
One of my exes got pregnant and the father buggered off. That made me feel good.
A dude who used to cause a lot of trouble in my life got thrown in the slammer. That made me feel good.
We're all human, and there's nothing wrong with feeling like some sort of justice has been done to those who deserve it.
One of my exes got pregnant and the father buggered off. That made me feel good.
A dude who used to cause a lot of trouble in my life got thrown in the slammer. That made me feel good.
We're all human, and there's nothing wrong with feeling like some sort of justice has been done to those who deserve it.
backbreaker
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when I was 17 I dated a girl for a year.. that we were going to wait.. she was a virgin and I actually had more respect for her virginity than she did.. I wasn't going to take it in the back seat of a car or anything like that.
well she went to a party and let herself get gangbanged... and bragged to me about it.
about 3 years ago, I went to pick my little sister up from her dad's house and she wanted some taco bell, so I swung by taco bell to get her some tacos and **** and low and behold there is alison... 3 kids, dropped out of high school, working at taco bell.
I"m not going to say I was happy.. i wasn't...i don't take joy in other people's failure... but let's just say that she did not make the smartest move. she asked for my number.. lol, I gave her the wrong number. lol
just becuase a woman does something at a particular time does not means omething is wrong with you or that she made the correct move. I did nothing wrong to that girl at the time. she was just a ***** in nice girls' clothing.
well she went to a party and let herself get gangbanged... and bragged to me about it.
about 3 years ago, I went to pick my little sister up from her dad's house and she wanted some taco bell, so I swung by taco bell to get her some tacos and **** and low and behold there is alison... 3 kids, dropped out of high school, working at taco bell.
I"m not going to say I was happy.. i wasn't...i don't take joy in other people's failure... but let's just say that she did not make the smartest move. she asked for my number.. lol, I gave her the wrong number. lol
just becuase a woman does something at a particular time does not means omething is wrong with you or that she made the correct move. I did nothing wrong to that girl at the time. she was just a ***** in nice girls' clothing.
first time i heard a guy giving a fake number hahaha... usually i'm a really nice guy but if i really don't like u....i'm not good at hiding my emotions. i usually just say give me your number and i'll give u a call later and never do.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
what the hell do i want with a woman that has 3 kids and works at taco bell? she's not in my league
Dust 2 Dust
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Back in freshman year of high school I got picked on by a football player. Years later I returned home to visit my parents and decided to go into the local Subway to get a sandwich and low and behold who is working behind the counter? It's Mr. Prick football player. It felt good knowing I had a master's degree and a successful career while he was still stuck in the same small town and working a dead end job. When I approached the counter he stared at the ground the entire time and wouldn't even make eye contact with me. Karma is a b1tch
Trendsetter
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Respect my man. I'd never take joy in some other persons misfortunes. You seem like a good man. I'm sure you're christian but that's for another discussion. Just had to give you props for that though.backbreaker said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
actually i'm a militant athiest lol
I don't have to be scared into being a decent human being.
It goes back to the laws of success. you can't be successful in life if you wish for other people to be unsuccessful. it doesn't work like that.
I don't have to be scared into being a decent human being.
It goes back to the laws of success. you can't be successful in life if you wish for other people to be unsuccessful. it doesn't work like that.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Trendsetter
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True, true.
Ryan
Master Don Juan
yeah thats what im talking about.....she got fat b/c ur a don juan thats why
lets hope my ex gets fat too
lets hope my ex gets fat too
2crudedudes
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Gimme her number, I'll make her belly swellRyan said:
