"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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My Dyck Wouldn't Get Up - Questions

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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are you anti-heroin?
anti-cocaine?
anti-steroids?
anti-gay?

never tried it?
 

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I did jiu-jitsu. That was pretty gay. If I was a male model, I'm sure I'd look into steroids. And hell yeah, I tried cocaine, several times, even crack. I never shot up, but I had some X once that was mostly heroin. And that's how I know those drugs are stupid, which has kept me from them for the past twenty years. I've tried them. I have an informed opinion.
 

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Sh! happens. Stop wacking it. Get some viagra or those D!ck pills from the gas station work fine.

Take them all the time when i know im going to be smashing for the first time or going to go out and get wasted. Work like a charm and you'll be able to f*ck a hole into a concrete wall if you wanted.
 

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Make sure it isn't a mental issue before treating a physical problem.
With my ex I had an issue with cuming too soon. I looked at pills, ****rings, gels. Since I broke up with her and have started fvcking other women I have discovered that the problem has disappeared completely and I am performing better than I ever thought I could.
It wasn't a penis issue (although Viagra would have masked the problem) it was a 'I don't want to stick my wang in this woman anymore' problem.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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All I know is if you don't **** a girl real good especially a new one your screwed.... No girl wants a limp ****ed boyfriend.... Do whatever you need to do to perform....Take something if you need the boost... no big deal.
 

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for viagra I heard all you need to take only half of a pill to work, and I will just tell you to use it if you really want to punish that girl puss, if not I don't think you should you can get depended of it with will make you never really work, also I heard some guys saying they really don't feel good using it, they get hard but can hardly get any good feling about it.

you really need to understand if you are really liking the girl or is just going with, I need to smash her to not look like a loser, also each guy is diferent, some will work with anything with a skirt, others need to like the girl to work well, understand what kind of guy you are and work on it
 

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for viagra I heard all you need to take only half of a pill to work, and I will just tell you to use it if you really want to punish that girl puss, if not I don't think you should you can get depended of it with will make you never really work, also I heard some guys saying they really don't feel good using it, they get hard but can hardly get any good feling about it.

you really need to understand if you are really liking the girl or is just going with, I need to smash her to not look like a loser, also each guy is diferent, some will work with anything with a skirt, others need to like the girl to work well, understand what kind of guy you are and work on it
Right! You should never fight the kinda guy you are, because it will mess up your mojo. Me, I'm a lover that will end up smashing one a whole bunch of times, multiple times a day and we will get hooked on each other. I can make mistakes and cheat, but i don't like to if the sex is good. But that's me, and trying to swap it for a multiple plates guy with no emotions actually kills my sex and my d1ck.
 

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Quote: Get some viagra or those D!ck pills from the gas station work fine.

Ah yes the d!ck pills @ the gas station, forgot those. they do work well without the viagra side effects. BTW, a valium will calm you down enough if you're anxious. And the thought of blowing your wad right through her, right out her backside can be a driving force too lmao
 

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Alcohol is definitely a contributing factor, as was tested fo me last night. Spend a whole day with a chick at a bar-b-q/ pool party, make all the right moves (which in a 6 hour span is too much work for a piece of ass), get back to her place and have a few more drinks........... We're in her room, a little foreplay and the next thing you know......my shvt doesn't work! She's sucking and pulling and getting into some awkward "look how hot I am" poses, but nothing!!! Damn alcohol!!!! I got home at 5:30 in the morning with no results. Now I'm back to square 1 of the dog and pony show to bang this one. WTF!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yeah i get the same problem sometimes, im 32 and ive even tried 100mg full dose viagra, didnt do much apart from flushed face and a headache

Dont let it get to you or be embarrassed, in my experience it affects the girl alot more, she starts thinking she is not hot enough, devastates her self esteem ect. Remember they are conditioned to think all men are horny sex addicts 24/7
I put it down mostly to porn ED and desensitization
 

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Right! You should never fight the kinda guy you are, because it will mess up your mojo. Me, I'm a lover that will end up smashing one a whole bunch of times, multiple times a day and we will get hooked on each other. I can make mistakes and cheat, but i don't like to if the sex is good. But that's me, and trying to swap it for a multiple plates guy with no emotions actually kills my sex and my d1ck.

Agreed! I'm a bit like that too. And I often get performance anxiety with a new chick.... Viagra takes care of that, so wtf... I use it. Im older and remember the days before viagra.. was awful... once I got comfortable with a women things were OK. But phuked me up for a while.
 

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Quote: Get some viagra or those D!ck pills from the gas station work fine.

Ah yes the d!ck pills @ the gas station, forgot those. they do work well without the viagra side effects. BTW, a valium will calm you down enough if you're anxious. And the thought of blowing your wad right through her, right out her backside can be a driving force too lmao
Hi Bitten, what are the gas station pills called?
 

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I don't remember the name, there's several brands. Usually behind the counter on the wall. They work well without the viagra side effect of having wood all night, face flush etc. I have used one of those pill cutters like they sell in CVS to cut viagra pills in half, works good.

Those bottles of liquid stuff they sell are good too, think they're called V2 or something like the, they make you cvm harder. Careful if you have high blood pressure like I do, too often might not be a good thing w/ the V stuff.
 
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Guys I wanted to update this thread to let you know I lost the plate that's referenced in this thread.

I went off on her a couple times. The time before my birthday was the last straw. I had been trying to get her back but it's done now officially cause she blocked me.

I'm still working on myself. Still working on my issues. There's no reason for me to go overboard like I do, even though the girl does something stupid.

This hurts though cause I guess I did like her. The good thing is I'm of course still moving forward and met another plate here recently that reminds me of all the good qualities of her :).
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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don't really know if you do like her or is your ego talking, that is hard sometimes, you thing you are doing all the right things to pull her then fail or you find out she is going out now with another dude, happens, learn from it and see what you can do to improve, dropping porn and fapping for sometime can help in the long run
 

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I wonder the harm that internet porn is causing so many of us here, its likely that many of these "problems" in young guys like most of us is just a case of watching too much porn and not getting aroused without it
 

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watching a dude bang a chick doesn't turn me on
I am actually quite surprised at how many men watch m/f porn exclusively and LOVE bj porn...

i just dont get it.

I have had performance anxiety on a few occasions, most were when a woman was "acting" sexy or is not able to fully let herself go in the bed with me.
 

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Guys I wanted to update this thread to let you know I lost the plate that's referenced in this thread.

I went off on her a couple times. The time before my birthday was the last straw. I had been trying to get her back but it's done now officially cause she blocked me.

I'm still working on myself. Still working on my issues. There's no reason for me to go overboard like I do, even though the girl does something stupid.

This hurts though cause I guess I did like her. The good thing is I'm of course still moving forward and met another plate here recently that reminds me of all the good qualities of her :).
Lol, man what did she do to make you go off?
 

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watching a dude bang a chick doesn't turn me on
I am actually quite surprised at how many men watch m/f porn exclusively and LOVE bj porn...

i just dont get it.
Right! And although I've been guilty of it in the past. I'm starting to believe that it's unatural. Just like feminism and homosexuality, I mean have you ever wondered what this society would be like without them.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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