"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My Dream Girl

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ChapStick

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I saw that... She should've said, "because those Americans that can't locate the U.S. on a world map are idiots... Like me!"

I hate stupid girls...
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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she had 30 seconds. she practiced for different kinds of questions. she didn't know the true answer. if she doesnt know the answer, she has to make one up.

when you have to make up an answer in 30 seconds on something you don't know about... you'd get tongue tied, what'd you all expect?

i'm sure after the show she was beating herself up about her answer because she knew she messed up. if she was stupid, she'd be excited and thinking she did a great job.
 

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rofl

how about "Because the polls are flawed"

simple and concise
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Michele said:
she had 30 seconds. she practiced for different kinds of questions. she didn't know the true answer. if she doesnt know the answer, she has to make one up.

when you have to make up an answer in 30 seconds on something you don't know about... you'd get tongue tied, what'd you all expect?

i'm sure after the show she was beating herself up about her answer because she knew she messed up. if she was stupid, she'd be excited and thinking she did a great job.
Take her quiz. http://www.people.com/people/quiz/0,,20053640,00.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR8F0hkqokg
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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