"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

My Dream Girl

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

ChapStick

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 14, 2007
Messages
394
Reaction score
6
I saw that... She should've said, "because those Americans that can't locate the U.S. on a world map are idiots... Like me!"

I hate stupid girls...
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2005
Messages
1,460
Reaction score
22
she had 30 seconds. she practiced for different kinds of questions. she didn't know the true answer. if she doesnt know the answer, she has to make one up.

when you have to make up an answer in 30 seconds on something you don't know about... you'd get tongue tied, what'd you all expect?

i'm sure after the show she was beating herself up about her answer because she knew she messed up. if she was stupid, she'd be excited and thinking she did a great job.
 

Obsidian

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 17, 2006
Messages
2,554
Reaction score
26
Location
TN
rofl

how about "Because the polls are flawed"

simple and concise
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2005
Messages
1,460
Reaction score
22
Michele said:
she had 30 seconds. she practiced for different kinds of questions. she didn't know the true answer. if she doesnt know the answer, she has to make one up.

when you have to make up an answer in 30 seconds on something you don't know about... you'd get tongue tied, what'd you all expect?

i'm sure after the show she was beating herself up about her answer because she knew she messed up. if she was stupid, she'd be excited and thinking she did a great job.
Take her quiz. http://www.people.com/people/quiz/0,,20053640,00.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR8F0hkqokg
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

Top