my crushes birthday party (tips please!)

[CribMaster345]

ok, my crushes birthday party is this friday & she invited me to go & i'm scared as hell cuz she got a DJ & there's gonna be lots of dancing & i can't dance at all & don't really like dancing. plus, the only ppl that are going to this dance r like these real popular kids (i'm not real popular) & like ghetto kids n **** in our school, like i think around 70 ppl in total in this girls house & **** i just don't know wtf to do. she has a bf & everything & i'm sure he's gonna be there, & the only reason i got invited is cuz i told this girl i really liked her & **** & have been talkin to her online a lot & ..yeah, but she already asked me in school if i liked dancing & i'm like nah not really w/e but should i just pick up my balls & get out there & dance? but i can't dance at all like, i don't know the first thing bout dancing, & that's not even the part i'm concerned about, the thing i'm most concerned about is the ppl there cuz like they all think i'm ****in wack & **** & shouldn't be there & i've already been questioned in the hall one kid was like wtf y did u invite him, so like ..wtf?!?! what should i do & how should i act in this party. man do i wish it was jus me goin to her house alone instead of all these fags, ahh i;m scared ****less tell me what to do everybody!

 

[jiza101]

ONE WORD, BALLS
Get some ****ing balls... Who gives a **** if some guy thinks hes top ****.. Act ureself and interact with everyone, if they tell u to get ****ed just walk away and laugh. As for dancing, watch everyone else and do what they do, or u can act like a retard which some chicks like and just dance like ure on ecstacy and wave ure arms around and ****. But seriously grow some balls and stop worrying, just show ure confident and couldnt give a rats arse about what this ****s think.. If any of the ****s start a fight with u, dont retaliate, chicks will love this.. They will feal sorry for u = good, unless ovcourse your a big **** and can take them which by the sounds of it you arnt. So yer go and enjoy ureself dont be so self conscious, act confident and interact with everyone, u might make some new friends
Oh yer, i sugest u lose ure crush on her if she has a b/f..
Dont fall into her friend zone, if u want her, its to hard to get out off. So just go under the radar till she breaks up with him.

 

[Rad]

Put on some 80s metal and get psyched.

When you enter the party give off the "here I am...rock you like a hurricane" aura.

Start spitting some Run DMC and N.W.A rhymes if you want to combat the ghetto kids. There 50 cent and Nelly rhymes will definantly fall.

Dancing is easy. Just move your feet to the sound of the beat. The preppy kids may start to get jealous because you have came on to there secret.

If that is to complicated, then don't worry about what the others think. You just go and rock them like a hurricane

 

[California Love]

learn to c-walk. Its easy as hell and looks awesome cuz not many ppl do it. Otherwise, just watch some music vids. It doesnt really matter what you do as long as you move on the beat.

 

[KbTo]

go to that party and dance, if you make an ass of yourself,it won't matter because latter on it will be an xperience to tell and to learn.

 

[CribMaster345]

what's c-walking & by the way i can't dance at all so i'd def make an ass of myself, & i'm still ****ting here thinking about it i can't believe it's in like 3 days now, any other tips?

 

[CribMaster345]

yo i downloaded rock you like a hurricane Rad lol ..oh by the way what do i get this girl for her birthday guys?

 

[Vigilante7]

Do not c walk u fagget

C Walk is a gang banging walk...its meant for GANGBANGERS

yall are white so that automatically makes u suburb-trash...do not c walk.........

 

[AFK Protector]

lmao....this reminds me of my grade school graduation. Everyone was dancing...I was getting drunk off soda. Then this girl sat down by herself looking all sad. Being full of soda, I thought, "the hell with it." We talked, and danced a few slow dances. Dunno about you, this **** sounds pretty rowdy.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Listen here guy, you seriously need to stop obsessing over this girl. Youre to the point where it seems like you wanna stalk her. Just chill and look at you other options. Anyway, just go to the party and have a good time, thats all thats really important. Dont let her actions control if you have fun or not.

 

[AFK Protector]

oh, btw. She's got a BF. Man, I liked this girl for 3 YEARS!!! Didn't make a move...now she's got a BF. I backed off, she came on, I pushed away. See, she was either playing with me, or wanted to set me up for an ass kickin.

her: hey
me: hey
her: what's up? bored?
me: nah, I'm just chillin.
her: hmm, wanna chill at my place? ::wink::
me: well, give me a good reason.
her: you know ::winks::
me: .....what will your BF say.
her: it'll be fine.
me: I respect relationships. go find another desperate chump. cya.
her: you're a ****ing loser.
me: ::walks away::

see....**** like that happens all the time. ****ing stuck up *****es. meh, I would probably be paralyzed or something if I DID sleep wiht her. Ok, i REALLY wanna get flamed for my convo with that chick. As for you, my friend, you gotta realize something. What do you have to offer her that her current BF doesn't? Post it and I'm sure some DJs will help you. Good luck.

 

[DirkPitt]

Can we ban the word "Crush" from the sosuave website from here on out?

Anyone else agree that the word "Crush" is a weak pathetic little word with one-itis connotations?

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by DirkPitt
Can we ban the word "Crush" from the sosuave website from here on out?

Anyone else agree that the word "Crush" is a weak pathetic little word with one-itis connotations?

Absolutely agree.

 

[CribMaster345]

sry i just thought "the girl i really likes birthday party" was too long for a title

anybody else got anything to say?

 

[DirkPitt]

How about

"I Can't Dance"
or
"If I can't dance, no one will like me"

 

[Bombshell]

If you go to the party with that mentallity then you shouldnt even bother to go because you wont have a good time. It really doesnt matter if you can't dance. There is no right way to do it, just move your whole body to the beat and make good use of your feet/legs. A girl wont not want to dance with you just because you dont know how and it will probably even make them want to dance with you more. On how you should act, just be cool, mingle with everyone and be confident and funny if you can. If someone makes fun of you just ingore them or throw back some c/f. I would also suggest that you get rid of your crush and forget about this girl. She more than likely only likes you as a friend and you will probably just get into more **** with her b/f and other guy friends trying to make attempts to get with her which wont happen anyway. Instead you should focus on making friends with some of these people (except the ghetto fags unless your into that kinda thing.) I would suggest friends first then focus on the chicks. You really need to get your game improved before you scar yourself with another "crush".