Mr Plow
Banned
- Joined
- Nov 6, 2007
- Messages
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Aha gotta love him for his slight "scatty"ness 
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
My 'Christmas' Internet Ad.
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- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
BannedGod
Senior Don Juan
I'll explain you how to get laid in a few steps, or at least how to interact with FEMALE (you know what this is, right?) instead of sitting at the computer.
Step #1: Find an interest (other than being a loser, or wasting your time on the computer) (we will take chess as an example)
Step #2: Find a(n) group/organization/club that is about an interest (a simple chess club where you play and compete against others, for example)
Step #3: Join said club
Step #4: Meet people in said club; preferably FEMALEs (human beings with larger boobs then men [you], usually with longer hair, smell good, has a nice figure, and a vagina)
Step #5: Game some of the girls here (note: go for the ugliest at first; it's all you can get). Get some phone numbers
Step #6: Call a girl, set a date
Step #7: Go to the date, and then my friend, you are on your own
Note: Grabbing her breasts instead of shaking her hand is a big no no!
Waste of time to write this to the troll, I know, but I have nothing to do right now...
Step #1: Find an interest (other than being a loser, or wasting your time on the computer) (we will take chess as an example)
Step #2: Find a(n) group/organization/club that is about an interest (a simple chess club where you play and compete against others, for example)
Step #3: Join said club
Step #4: Meet people in said club; preferably FEMALEs (human beings with larger boobs then men [you], usually with longer hair, smell good, has a nice figure, and a vagina)
Step #5: Game some of the girls here (note: go for the ugliest at first; it's all you can get). Get some phone numbers
Step #6: Call a girl, set a date
Step #7: Go to the date, and then my friend, you are on your own
Note: Grabbing her breasts instead of shaking her hand is a big no no!
Waste of time to write this to the troll, I know, but I have nothing to do right now...
Kidfabulous
Don Juan
Man. I look forward to these threads because I can get a good laugh.
Also a great break from studying for finals.
I wish you the best of luck...
Also a great break from studying for finals.
I wish you the best of luck...