"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My 'Christmas' Internet Ad.

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Luveno

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If you're the guy I think you are, Luke, then you are doing everything wrong. The icing on the cake is that you will take nobody's advice as to how to fix your issues.

So I won't go anywhere near it.

Good luck.
 

BannedGod

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I'll explain you how to get laid in a few steps, or at least how to interact with FEMALE (you know what this is, right?) instead of sitting at the computer.

Step #1: Find an interest (other than being a loser, or wasting your time on the computer) (we will take chess as an example)
Step #2: Find a(n) group/organization/club that is about an interest (a simple chess club where you play and compete against others, for example)
Step #3: Join said club
Step #4: Meet people in said club; preferably FEMALEs (human beings with larger boobs then men [you], usually with longer hair, smell good, has a nice figure, and a vagina)
Step #5: Game some of the girls here (note: go for the ugliest at first; it's all you can get). Get some phone numbers
Step #6: Call a girl, set a date
Step #7: Go to the date, and then my friend, you are on your own ;)

Note: Grabbing her breasts instead of shaking her hand is a big no no!

Waste of time to write this to the troll, I know, but I have nothing to do right now...
 

Kidfabulous

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Man. I look forward to these threads because I can get a good laugh.
Also a great break from studying for finals.
I wish you the best of luck...
 
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