Mr Plow
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Aha gotta love him for his slight "scatty"ness 
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
My 'Christmas' Internet Ad.
- Thread starter Luke Skywalker
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BannedGod
Senior Don Juan
I'll explain you how to get laid in a few steps, or at least how to interact with FEMALE (you know what this is, right?) instead of sitting at the computer.
Step #1: Find an interest (other than being a loser, or wasting your time on the computer) (we will take chess as an example)
Step #2: Find a(n) group/organization/club that is about an interest (a simple chess club where you play and compete against others, for example)
Step #3: Join said club
Step #4: Meet people in said club; preferably FEMALEs (human beings with larger boobs then men [you], usually with longer hair, smell good, has a nice figure, and a vagina)
Step #5: Game some of the girls here (note: go for the ugliest at first; it's all you can get). Get some phone numbers
Step #6: Call a girl, set a date
Step #7: Go to the date, and then my friend, you are on your own
Note: Grabbing her breasts instead of shaking her hand is a big no no!
Waste of time to write this to the troll, I know, but I have nothing to do right now...
Step #1: Find an interest (other than being a loser, or wasting your time on the computer) (we will take chess as an example)
Step #2: Find a(n) group/organization/club that is about an interest (a simple chess club where you play and compete against others, for example)
Step #3: Join said club
Step #4: Meet people in said club; preferably FEMALEs (human beings with larger boobs then men [you], usually with longer hair, smell good, has a nice figure, and a vagina)
Step #5: Game some of the girls here (note: go for the ugliest at first; it's all you can get). Get some phone numbers
Step #6: Call a girl, set a date
Step #7: Go to the date, and then my friend, you are on your own
Note: Grabbing her breasts instead of shaking her hand is a big no no!
Waste of time to write this to the troll, I know, but I have nothing to do right now...
Kidfabulous
Don Juan
Man. I look forward to these threads because I can get a good laugh.
Also a great break from studying for finals.
I wish you the best of luck...
Also a great break from studying for finals.
I wish you the best of luck...