"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MY car
- Thread starter sexy_kuta
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
i honestly dont see why people put lots of time into cars that are big, slow, and cant turn or stop well.
it is a lot more unique tho, and props to you for doing it.
and if you did the work yourself then you get a lot of respect in my book.
well im turning it into a low rider and itsn ot slow man the thing gots some balls.. for a heavy car.. mine puts out 240 at the wheels but i dont speed so it doesnt concern me..Big Eee Zee said:
and thanks. yea i did all the body work my self.. its alot of time consuming
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
And neither would I, if you pulled up behind me. I'd slow my ass down to the speed limit, cuz I wouldn't want a ticket.sexy_kuta said:
I would have gone for the Caprice or the Caprice-based Impala myself.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
http://www.earjoy.com/aw2k/LotImg6786.jpg
and some cop glasses:
http://i14.ebayimg.com/03/i/02/57/b7/9c_1.JPG
and a German Shepherd Dog to complete the look:
http://www.petfinder.com/fotos/NY64/NY64.4271441-1-x.jpg
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.