Last Man Standing
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Do as stated!!!!!Last Man Standing said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
My buddy's wife's showed me her pu$$y...would you hit it?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
RAFCbearfilm
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Str8up, I have yet to meet any women that does not have some sort of flaw. All women are crazy in some way and we are just looking for one that has the right amount of crazy to suit us, or else it's a ONS.
Seriously though, it sounds like you are buddies with this guy and unless my rulebook is way out of date you don't fu** your buddies wife, girlfriend, person of interest. That is the code of real men, it is not the code of Don Juan. So take your pick and end this thread, it has turned to being rather pointless and unhelpful.
Seriously though, it sounds like you are buddies with this guy and unless my rulebook is way out of date you don't fu** your buddies wife, girlfriend, person of interest. That is the code of real men, it is not the code of Don Juan. So take your pick and end this thread, it has turned to being rather pointless and unhelpful.
squirrels
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Why does this thread have 6 pages of replies??!
Crank_It_Up
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I hate to generalize, but the fact that she was a former stripper makes her behavior all too familiar. I am just not convinced you ever had a chance. Face it, if she really wanted a piece of you, she could easily call you and arrange a time and place, but that hasn't happened has it? Wanna know why? She isn't interested, but she is interested in making you want her, which she has obviously been successful in doing. By your own words "I was never really attracted to this girl"... sad to think you can be so easily manipulated, but perhaps you'll know better next time. Thanks for the amusing story.STR8UP said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Honestly, I think this has a huge influence on dating. Because from random people I've met on the net, single guys mostly do tend to be from WC or SW and single women from EC or Midwest.Latinoman said:
It's really odd how the country is basically split down the middle, with more single women in the East and more single men in the West.
I wonder why that is? Any ideas, anyone?
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
the only thing worse than a woman that can't make up her mind, is a man that can't make up his. the only thing worse than Drama Queen is a Drama King.
after two weeks i come back here and there's still a discussion about str8up wanting to fvck a skank.
for the love of god...
JUST FVCK THE SKANK!
and be done with it. then go to the clinic and get a shot, then try to repair what will likely be a ruined friendship...or business partner...or whatever the fvck it was...and enter this lifestyle that you seem so intrigued by...or whatever.
fvck her if for no other reason than to KILL THIS THREAD.
after two weeks i come back here and there's still a discussion about str8up wanting to fvck a skank.
for the love of god...
JUST FVCK THE SKANK!
and be done with it. then go to the clinic and get a shot, then try to repair what will likely be a ruined friendship...or business partner...or whatever the fvck it was...and enter this lifestyle that you seem so intrigued by...or whatever.
fvck her if for no other reason than to KILL THIS THREAD.
Ulrick
Since you're shooting that guy straight, lets address this with you; Why the hel* would someone's wife eventually transform into Ernest Borgnine? Seriously, if we have to tolerate your corny sigs every time you post, maybe you can tolerate this thread?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
DoubleA
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STR8UP,
What city do you live in?
What city do you live in?
DoubleA
Senior Don Juan
Hmm...
I thought you lived in D.C. I must have been misread the post. It was Latinoman.
I say if you do it, keep it too yourself.
I thought you lived in D.C. I must have been misread the post. It was Latinoman.
I say if you do it, keep it too yourself.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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