Last Man Standing
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Do as stated!!!!!Last Man Standing said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
My buddy's wife's showed me her pu$$y...would you hit it?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
RAFCbearfilm
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Str8up, I have yet to meet any women that does not have some sort of flaw. All women are crazy in some way and we are just looking for one that has the right amount of crazy to suit us, or else it's a ONS.
Seriously though, it sounds like you are buddies with this guy and unless my rulebook is way out of date you don't fu** your buddies wife, girlfriend, person of interest. That is the code of real men, it is not the code of Don Juan. So take your pick and end this thread, it has turned to being rather pointless and unhelpful.
Seriously though, it sounds like you are buddies with this guy and unless my rulebook is way out of date you don't fu** your buddies wife, girlfriend, person of interest. That is the code of real men, it is not the code of Don Juan. So take your pick and end this thread, it has turned to being rather pointless and unhelpful.
squirrels
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Why does this thread have 6 pages of replies??!
Crank_It_Up
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I hate to generalize, but the fact that she was a former stripper makes her behavior all too familiar. I am just not convinced you ever had a chance. Face it, if she really wanted a piece of you, she could easily call you and arrange a time and place, but that hasn't happened has it? Wanna know why? She isn't interested, but she is interested in making you want her, which she has obviously been successful in doing. By your own words "I was never really attracted to this girl"... sad to think you can be so easily manipulated, but perhaps you'll know better next time. Thanks for the amusing story.STR8UP said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Honestly, I think this has a huge influence on dating. Because from random people I've met on the net, single guys mostly do tend to be from WC or SW and single women from EC or Midwest.Latinoman said:
It's really odd how the country is basically split down the middle, with more single women in the East and more single men in the West.
I wonder why that is? Any ideas, anyone?
TooColdUlrick
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the only thing worse than a woman that can't make up her mind, is a man that can't make up his. the only thing worse than Drama Queen is a Drama King.
after two weeks i come back here and there's still a discussion about str8up wanting to fvck a skank.
for the love of god...
JUST FVCK THE SKANK!
and be done with it. then go to the clinic and get a shot, then try to repair what will likely be a ruined friendship...or business partner...or whatever the fvck it was...and enter this lifestyle that you seem so intrigued by...or whatever.
fvck her if for no other reason than to KILL THIS THREAD.
after two weeks i come back here and there's still a discussion about str8up wanting to fvck a skank.
for the love of god...
JUST FVCK THE SKANK!
and be done with it. then go to the clinic and get a shot, then try to repair what will likely be a ruined friendship...or business partner...or whatever the fvck it was...and enter this lifestyle that you seem so intrigued by...or whatever.
fvck her if for no other reason than to KILL THIS THREAD.
Ulrick
Since you're shooting that guy straight, lets address this with you; Why the hel* would someone's wife eventually transform into Ernest Borgnine? Seriously, if we have to tolerate your corny sigs every time you post, maybe you can tolerate this thread?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
DoubleA
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STR8UP,
What city do you live in?
What city do you live in?
DoubleA
Senior Don Juan
Hmm...
I thought you lived in D.C. I must have been misread the post. It was Latinoman.
I say if you do it, keep it too yourself.
I thought you lived in D.C. I must have been misread the post. It was Latinoman.
I say if you do it, keep it too yourself.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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