captn caveman
Don Juan
In this bar,
The girl comes to talk to my buddy,
Then sees me, and in five minutes, she and her friend ask me to take two of them home...
My buddy jumps in from the back,
"May I join in"
"No" says the tall girl..
"Why?" asks he.. Stupid question...
"You are too short" is the answer..
Instead of leaving me alone,
He starts hitting on the smaller of the two...
The taller gets pissed...
Starts drinking,gets drunk, and *****es around..
Later on my friend excused himself, saying he should have left...
I had to forgive him...
As I am the one girls usually approach or go "wow" for...
But it will be a story for my website...
NEVER ASK WHY...
THE ANSWER WIL NOT BE SOMETHING YOU LIKE..
NOR WILL YOU BE ABLE TO CHANGE ANYTHING...
AND CHOOSE WHO YOU ARE IN THE GAME WITH!
TARGET NEED TO SUIT THE GUNS...
YOU CANNOT SLAP A FLY WITH A TOMAHAWK,
NOR HUNT A TANK WITH A FLY SWAPPER...
CHOOSE YOUR GUNS - BUDDIES - WISELY...
The girl comes to talk to my buddy,
Then sees me, and in five minutes, she and her friend ask me to take two of them home...
My buddy jumps in from the back,
"May I join in"
"No" says the tall girl..
"Why?" asks he.. Stupid question...
"You are too short" is the answer..
Instead of leaving me alone,
He starts hitting on the smaller of the two...
The taller gets pissed...
Starts drinking,gets drunk, and *****es around..
Later on my friend excused himself, saying he should have left...
I had to forgive him...
As I am the one girls usually approach or go "wow" for...
But it will be a story for my website...
NEVER ASK WHY...
THE ANSWER WIL NOT BE SOMETHING YOU LIKE..
NOR WILL YOU BE ABLE TO CHANGE ANYTHING...
AND CHOOSE WHO YOU ARE IN THE GAME WITH!
TARGET NEED TO SUIT THE GUNS...
YOU CANNOT SLAP A FLY WITH A TOMAHAWK,
NOR HUNT A TANK WITH A FLY SWAPPER...
CHOOSE YOUR GUNS - BUDDIES - WISELY...