Chuck Norris can eat just one.
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mr.Positive
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Chuck Norris' brain cells cure cancer... too bad he doesn't have a brain.
Oh no I didn't!
Oh no I didn't!
Mr.Positive
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The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris