Chuck Norris can eat just one.
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
My Boobs Are OK video
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mr.Positive
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Chuck Norris' brain cells cure cancer... too bad he doesn't have a brain.
Oh no I didn't!
Oh no I didn't!
Mr.Positive
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The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris