Chuck Norris can eat just one.
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Chuck Norris' brain cells cure cancer... too bad he doesn't have a brain.
Oh no I didn't!
Oh no I didn't!
Mr.Positive
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The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris