Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Yeeeeah! Im 16!! 
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
My b day!!
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Re: Happy Birthday!!
Also happy birthday too:
HomerWaxme
ShizamDaMan
DryChampagne
3000
assassin
dragon771315
mariosex
sexystud7882
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Also happy birthday too:
HomerWaxme
ShizamDaMan
DryChampagne
3000
assassin
dragon771315
mariosex
sexystud7882
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Does that mean you can join the army and go to Iraq, kill people and get killed, but you can't drink and you can't drive yet?
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
InsidiousNstinct
Master Don Juan
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Happy Bday man....hope it's a great one.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
...And many more!
Happy Birthday, man.
Happy Birthday, man.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
16 = Drive
18 = Legally purchase tobacco, get into clubs and die for your country
21= Alcohol
Down hill from here.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
I believe they will take people age 16 - 35 in the army right now.
But I don't think you wanna do that anyways.
But I don't think you wanna do that anyways.
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