Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Yeeeeah! Im 16!! 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
My b day!!
- Thread starter Capt.Jack Sparrow
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Re: Happy Birthday!!
Also happy birthday too:
HomerWaxme
ShizamDaMan
DryChampagne
3000
assassin
dragon771315
mariosex
sexystud7882
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Also happy birthday too:
HomerWaxme
ShizamDaMan
DryChampagne
3000
assassin
dragon771315
mariosex
sexystud7882
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Does that mean you can join the army and go to Iraq, kill people and get killed, but you can't drink and you can't drive yet?
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
InsidiousNstinct
Master Don Juan
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- 40
Happy Bday man....hope it's a great one.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
...And many more!
Happy Birthday, man.
Happy Birthday, man.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
16 = Drive
18 = Legally purchase tobacco, get into clubs and die for your country
21= Alcohol
Down hill from here.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
I believe they will take people age 16 - 35 in the army right now.
But I don't think you wanna do that anyways.
But I don't think you wanna do that anyways.
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